Don't you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Why is that not typical?
Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don't fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.
Was she safe?
The tots are outside the environment!
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Not when your sister is a necromancer
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
bom, bom,bom,bom,...
this is intelligible but not understandable
I suspect they're just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.
these being served may just be the reason she's in the coma in the first place??
That is way too much goddamn peanut butter JFC
I think it is carmel
No can't you read it's because her heart fell out when her tits fell off, duh. Happens all the time!
Nah man, it was from her tits falling off from an intense motor boating, didn't you read!
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
Is there a /menwritingwomen yet?
You can just go to AO3, but you'll also get womenwritingmen as well.
Want
I'm in no state to start up anything like that, it's yours to go for if you want to!
Like if you cry every tiem
The front fell off
life goals is motorboating gf's tits so hard they fall off
gmod clipping noises
If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that's just a bonus.
This reminds me of the early 00s, when being "lol so wandom" was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), "Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket..."
I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.
If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.
Are those Rolos? 👀
There's other stuff too
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
Are they wrapped around plastic tubes? What is the "sauce" leaking out of them? What the fuck am I looking at?
Looks like pancakes wrapped around an opened package of Rolo candy.
Ngl, that shit looks deliciously diabetic
Looks like peanut butter with Rolos on the ends
Those pancakes look dangerously fuckable
sis almost died
"lol"
Most sensitive sibling
Hey, we've all been there.
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transcript (manual):
I loveeee me pancake rolls! My sister Berta is
currently in a coma from being motorboated
too hard by her ex lol her breasts fully came off
and a piece of her heart fell off with it but she
quite literally comes back to life whenever I
bring these around. I feel like a God lol
[image of rolled up pancakes, containing orange-colored and thick sauce and chocolate?]
I'd come back for those ngl
i think perhaps she is speaking idiomatically about her sister being in a coma and about her sister's heart coming apart from a sexual act