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ain't no way (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by MinguPingu to c/bikinibottomtwitter

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[–] rockSlayer 22 points 3 months ago

That's a hell of a way to learn you have crabs

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The internet is like... 40% eggcorns, malapropisms, and orthographic errors. Why do I still let it bother me? How do I let go?

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath. Good. Another one. Great. You can do it...

Ah fuck it.

ASTRONOMY IS NOT THE SAME AS ASTROLOGY, YOU DUMMY!!!!!

[–] Im_old 6 points 3 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Squorlple 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a classmate who knew that my birthday was shortly after hers. One day, she asked me “What’s your star sign?” and I replied “I’m a skeptic”. Indignant, she retorted “No, you’re not! Your birthday is in September”

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sorry you had to deal with that. Some people can be painfully obtuse. Earlier today I told my six year old kid I had a tattoo of God on my shoulder. When he saw my inkless skin I reminded him "I'm an atheist". I can't promise he got the joke, but he did grin. Hope that helps.

[–] EtherWhack 7 points 3 months ago

astronomical

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Astronomy =/= astrology

[–] adam_y 5 points 3 months ago

I suspect most memes are just 1980s British mid stand-up routines in disguise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Virgin is a disease?

[–] jimmydoreisalefty -2 points 3 months ago

[WARNING: Volume] spongebob gets cancer^[[1] https://youtu.be/URn4Pnse01Q]