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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The internet is like... 40% eggcorns, malapropisms, and orthographic errors. Why do I still let it bother me? How do I let go?

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath. Good. Another one. Great. You can do it...

Ah fuck it.

ASTRONOMY IS NOT THE SAME AS ASTROLOGY, YOU DUMMY!!!!!

[–] Im_old 6 points 3 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Squorlple 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a classmate who knew that my birthday was shortly after hers. One day, she asked me “What’s your star sign?” and I replied “I’m a skeptic”. Indignant, she retorted “No, you’re not! Your birthday is in September”

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sorry you had to deal with that. Some people can be painfully obtuse. Earlier today I told my six year old kid I had a tattoo of God on my shoulder. When he saw my inkless skin I reminded him "I'm an atheist". I can't promise he got the joke, but he did grin. Hope that helps.