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If I told my boss I have concepts of a plan during an important call with clients, I'd be fired. The fact he said this thinking it would absolve him of having to actually outline actual policy shows how empty the campaign is on anything of substance.
I have great hopes for this meme and hope it is as influential as "binders of women" in showing the absurd thinking behind the most important job in the world.
Hey this solution seems to work but it's not perfect; I don't know how we can improve it, and nothing to replace it with, but let's take it down asap.
My dishwasher started leaking so I lit it on fire.
Well... Did it stop?
Yup! Lost the house but I’m batting 1.000 for dishwasher problem solving.
Also, it’s all your fault!
We have real good people working on it. The biggest they are Giants. No dwarfs allowed.
"I have concepts of a plan" sounds like something from a quippy action movie.
Edit: Guardians of the Galaxy had it already lmao.
Liberals eat people's dog tho. If you vote for Harris she will eat your dog. Checkmate /s
I’m a childless cat lady, so that’s fine by me
So you breed these cats as food? Do you take the fur off first?
Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine
A politician shouldn't be using the same lines I use when people ask if I know what I'm doing.
Now you have a visual interpretation of the concept of a plan.
You know what you really need?
A committee to study the feasibility of a committee!