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Lord of the memes

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Adult males*

I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man

[–] egrets 31 points 3 months ago

They're both men, but neither of them are Men.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.

[–] TheGrandNagus 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lath 34 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: you're an orc.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov

(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)

[–] drunkpostdisaster 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.

Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.