Help! I brought them in, and one of them turned into a puddle!
You couldn't make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.
Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes
But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...
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The wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce
If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.
Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years
You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)
Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)
"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."
He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it
That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.
Pretty much, though blanks aren't actually bullets, they're rounds or cartridges. The main difference between blanks and regular rounds/cartridges is that blanks don't have bullets (the metal bit which gets shot out of the gun)
They still have the gunpowder though, so like [email protected] said, they are still dangerous due to the explosion that no longer has to propel a bullet.
Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me
Looks like the teacher also colored in the sun