ShamanSpiff

joined 9 months ago
[–] ShamanSpiff 1 points 5 days ago

You couldn't make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.

[–] ShamanSpiff 7 points 1 week ago

Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

 

But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...

spoilerThe wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce

[–] ShamanSpiff 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.

[–] ShamanSpiff 6 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years

[–] ShamanSpiff 16 points 2 months ago

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."

[–] ShamanSpiff 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

[–] ShamanSpiff 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] ShamanSpiff 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.

[–] ShamanSpiff 10 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Pretty much, though blanks aren't actually bullets, they're rounds or cartridges. The main difference between blanks and regular rounds/cartridges is that blanks don't have bullets (the metal bit which gets shot out of the gun)

They still have the gunpowder though, so like [email protected] said, they are still dangerous due to the explosion that no longer has to propel a bullet.

[–] ShamanSpiff 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me

[–] ShamanSpiff 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What do you want? "Ave, true to Kaiser?"

[–] ShamanSpiff 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought I would be smart, and brought the shield generator to keep out the shriekers. Yeah, that only blocks projectiles, and the shriekers flew right through it...

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