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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔫𝔬𝔴. 𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔱.

[–] chetradley 15 points 2 months ago

Lꫀׁׅܻtׁׅ'꯱ׁׅ֒ ᧁׁꫀׁׅܻtׁׅ ꯱ׁׅ֒℘ᨵׁׅᨵׁׅƙׁׅ֑ᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮

[–] NegativeInf 44 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I for one endorse September-Ween full throatedly, if I have to listen to Christmas music from November to January, everyone else can deal with an expanded spooky season.

[–] CobblerScholar 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spirit Halloween isn't a costume store, it's home decor lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It’s got nothing on the big box hardware stores now.

Ever since the 10 foot skeleton happened things have been nuts.

[–] Jerkface 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can we just extend it in the other direction? Like from Oct 31 to Dec 24?

[–] NegativeInf 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Halloween-Thanksgiving crossover is the holiday I've needed all my life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving... where Jack goes into the turkey tree!

[–] Jerkface 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love it-- Maybe it can be memed into existence!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thus began the Hallowsgiving/Thanksoween Wars...

[–] thesporkeffect 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All the way through Decemberween

[–] NegativeInf 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let's just make it the full year.

[–] EvolvedTurtle 2 points 1 month ago
[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 1 month ago

Sure thing, Al.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would you be ok with a limited spooky season if it came with a ban (enforced by the death penalty, no trial), on Xmas music outside of a 36 hour window starting at noon on Xmas eve?

[–] NegativeInf 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes. In fact, I would give them 2 week pre-christmas for Christmas music if I can have 2 weeks of true spooky season.

And that's as a former retail worker that has been driven to the point of insanity by Mariah Carey.

[–] nifty 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The girl in the window looks so pleased with herself lol

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a lil ghost to me

[–] samus12345 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's why I said that lmao. Do you just leave a comment for every little thought you have? No attempt at perpetuating or improving the conversation??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

This was legitimately my experience today during my run. The entire neighborhood was filled with giant Halloween decorations!

[–] frickineh 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I finally got a 12 foot skeleton but our stupid HOA doesn't allow Halloween decorations before 10/1. I think I need a festive fall outfit for it so I can say it's not Halloween, it's just seasonal.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You should try to play politics with your HOA so you can dismantle it form the inside.

Side note to anyone reading this, don't fucking buy a house with an HOA

[–] grue 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Side note to anyone reading this, don't fucking buy a house with an HOA

Fun fact: lots of city and county governments either mandate or highly encourage HOAs for new subdivision developments. This is mostly because they love abdicating their responsibility to maintain infrastructure for low-density parcels that will never generate enough tax revenue to pay for it, but in some cases could also be for the traditional reason HOAs exist (to facilitate racism and classism).

In other words, most homebuyers will essentially be forced into an HOA simply because most homes are encumbered by them.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe that will help the housing market crash? Idk I'm not an economist

[–] grue 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What would help is zoning reform to increase density, both so that more housing would be allowed to exist in the places people want it, and so that the infrastructure serving it would be efficient enough for those local governments to remain financially solvent.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But I don't wanna live in a densely populated area! I wanna live in a predominantly white suburb built on top of a large deforested area with an enormous grass lawn I will never use!

[–] grue 1 points 2 months ago

That's "fine*," if you're willing (and able) to pay the full cost of the infrastructure to maintain it and the real fair market value of the land. But the entitled NIMBY welfare queens who whine about such things invariably aren't capable, let alone willing, which is why they're demanding the government subsidize their privilege in the first place.

And the even more fucked-up part is that, because of how ubiquitous the automaker, oil industry, and racism-fueled "American dream" propaganda has been over the last century, they often don't even realize how ridiculous their position actually is!

(* except for the racist part)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The opposite may help, at least.

A crash in home prices may motivate folks to go door to door to gather the votes needed to dissolve their HOA and raise their property values by the amount that the HOA reduces them.

The reduction isn't dramatic today, because while everyone hates HOAs few neighborhoods have disovled their HOA.

But it could gain ground rapidly, with the folks in neighborhoods that don't dissolve their HOAs stuck with properties that sell for substantially less money.

[–] frickineh 3 points 2 months ago

Hard no. My day job is in government and I cannot take one more meeting in my life. I've attended some of the HOA meetings and they were actually worse than pretty much every meeting I have at work, because they last forever and the stakes are so stupid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They putting the decos up in fuckin' august while bitching about "Christmas Creep"

[–] evidences 6 points 2 months ago

My sample size of this is very small but most the people I know that go hard decorating for Halloween are the same people putting up Christmas decorations in early November.

[–] alekwithak 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're gd right. Halloween is not a religious exclusionary holiday.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The holiday that showed up because of it being the day before All Saint's Day isn't religious?

[–] alekwithak 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The holiday about spooky things and kids dressing up and getting candy is not religiously exclusionary no. Christmas' origins were not, either, but we're not talking about the origins of these holidays, we're discussing them in their current form, so go be a pedant on some other thread. I'm sure there's plenty where the pedantry could actually be relevant to the conversation taking place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sounds more like you're just looking for reasons why your capitalist holiday is somehow more pickme acceptable than the other capitalist holiday.

You're not quirky and unique because you like candy more than presents.

[–] alekwithak 2 points 1 month ago

Wtf are you talking about? Are you that hard up for an argument? Lemmy.ml is thataway. Anyway I'm Jewish and have been my whole life so the three months of Christmas in America made me feel extremely isolated and excluded as a kid, but I actually got to participate in Halloween. You can try and invalidate the experience of millions of non-christian non-white Americans but that doesn't make you quirky and unique, either. No one is thinking "wow this dude is so smart!" for pointing out the capitalist undertone that's shared by literally every holiday in western society. Now do kindly fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was ready for summer to end after the first 2 weeks; eternal autumn! 🌬️🍁🍂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You'd love the southern hemisphere of Mars then. After areoforming, of course.

[–] cley_faye 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point I'm almost expecting to see banners to "Christmas 2025 sales".

[–] EvolvedTurtle 1 points 1 month ago

Don't go to hobby lobby

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

We're late getting halloween decor.

[–] cm0002 5 points 2 months ago

I'm confused, is there supposed to be some sort of problem with what he's seeing?

[–] spittingimage 5 points 2 months ago

I really dig those giant skeletons. They're fun.

[–] samus12345 4 points 1 month ago

Looks good to me!

[–] mriormro 3 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/GZouV0nzGxE?si=of2RnE5jHXVSjRO_

No, but for real. Halloween can't come soon enough!