Fuck it... I'll walk
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2, so I can finish the job the twink was unable to do
This is a tough one. Initial thought is I'd sit next to Satan but then I'd have to smell Trumps poopy diaper. Maybe 9, at least there's the chance I'd get a HJ out of it.
I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.
I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.
if I HAVE to, 3. we'd get along, he's not the bad guy. 2 if I were allowed to strike each time he opened his mouth.
10, and I would pay to do it.
Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.
4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.
I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook
Time to invest in a glass knife I can get onto the plane.
9, might cop a gobby.
This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.
- As an atheist the seat would be empty
Can you do that with the rest of them too?
If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.
I'll pick another flight.
#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!
But you're in the fart zone.
The whole bus looks like it'd be pretty smelly, to be fair. But sandwiched between Trump and Alex Jones...
8
Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.
Jump out of the plane mid-flight
Just strap me to the wing.
Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)
9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.
Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.
Can I get the seat on the wing?
ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber
9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.
Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.
The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.
I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost...seductive.
Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs
Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.