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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Some glazed, some sprinkles, whatever makes sense."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How long have you worked here, employee?

How long have you worked here, other employee?

Hi, I'm JD Vance, how long have you worked here?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ok, good."

I'm kinda socially awkward, and this is what my dialogue skills were like five or six years ago, but someone running for vice president should maybe, idk, take a single decent public speaking class?

[–] TriflingToad 7 points 2 months ago

TLDR: L rizz

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 months ago

Hi, I'm JD Vance. How long have I worked here?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does anyone have a video of this creepy interaction?

[–] IzzyScissor 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ok, that's way worse than I thought it was going to be. "I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice President".... Uhhh, ok.....

Who says that shit. Seriously.

[–] SkyezOpen 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How long have you been on lemmy?

OK. Good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Left reddit when they took away the API.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That part actually seemed relatively human. It was the follow up questions "how long have you worked here" that just seemed a bit uncanny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It didn't sound human. It came across like, " do you know who I am" vibes or just an odd unsolicited statement.

The 2nd part about how long this place has been open sounded like he was trying to buy the place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I would say he acted exactly like how a fish out of water would react in that initial situation, which I can forgive him for, but his recovery had him flopping towards the beach instead of the sea

[–] samus12345 3 points 2 months ago

"Oh yeah, you're that couch fucker guy!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] gofsckyourself 8 points 2 months ago

This is too flattering to Vance than is deserved

[–] Tyfud 2 points 2 months ago

*Vice President

[–] son_named_bort 1 points 2 months ago

How long have you posted here?