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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We really need an AMA with a reformed Sovcit. Especially one that’s been to jail for Sovcit things.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think there is one on r/sovereigncitizen actually.

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 4 months ago

I remember a dude from San Antonio many years ago posting about how he had been a SovCit (among other crazy cults). But that's been a LONG while.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

These people are insane, but I love the inclusion of lines like this:

The police officer [sic] hands were shaking as they gave me a ticket

As though the cop was terrified that this guy was so close to figuring out the secret words that would force him to let him go. Like the cop's gonna get back to the station and go "fuck, we nearly had another one break the binding wards"

I've seen others where they talk about the fear or nervousness in the county clerk's eyes or whatever. Dude, they're not scared. They think you're a fucking lunatic. That's what that expression is.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

If only he’d used the correct shade of purple pen then he would have been home free!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cop was laughing so hard he was shaking

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

That or murderous rage.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I expect the hands were shaking with adrenaline from anger at having to argue with this idiot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I think it was stifled laughter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sugar crash after the doughnuts.

[–] Xaphanos 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is the best in a while. So earnest. So perfectly innocently confident in SovCit Truths. And so about to slam into reality in a painful way.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I need a glossary, I think.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

You would think it would help it make more sense, but it won’t

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They have the right codes on them.

Gotta love that line 🥴

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

They correctly placed ^^vv<><>BA on it but forgot to print START as well thinking the button in the car would suffice.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Usually I have a good joke to make about these posts, but this person is just too mind numbingly stupid to find anything funny to say. Low intelligence combined with oppositional defiant disorder.