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Eli Roth's adaptation of first-person shooter Borderlands had a fan event this week that left the majority underwhelmed.

I don't normally pay attention to reviews, but I had a feeling this was coming. When they released that one minute clip a while back, it didn't feel right, or even funny. One of the biggest pointers towards its lack of quality was the piss "joke" in the trailer. As one of the quotes mentions, it may just come off as a poor man's Guardians of the Galaxy.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This should not have been a surprise in the wake of Kevin Hart being cast as Roland. In what world did that make sense?

[–] slazer2au 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Also what's her face as Lillith.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Never forget good ol' Watser Face. May her memory survive a thousand lifetimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Had she not been Galadriel, maybe it would have worked. I can’t look at that face and not feel it in the water. Or feel it in the earth. Or smell it in the air.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Grandma as Patricia πŸ’€

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And to think Borderlands is a series known for its very witty and not at all embarrassingly unfunny writing

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll have you know butt stallion is very sad you didn't enjoy the joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yea but the pretzels were dry, this has to account for butt stallions sadness at least a bit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

BL1's writing was serviceable, and decent enough for a new IP and game.

BL2's writing was genuinely good, self aware enough to be funny and still had emotional moments.

Its the team that has handled the series ever since the Pre Sequel that dropped the ball, hard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I never got around to playing the Pre Sequel, but do want to point out that it had the same lead writer as Borderlands 2 (Anthony Burch, of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin' fame).

I think it's also possible that the series' shtick was growing old by the third game.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 1 points 3 months ago

BL1 writing was perfect for the time. The thing that made Borderlands was the 4 player online co-op. Internet culture was full of over the top edgy humor during that era. The writing fit the time.

I remember when Baron Flynn's intro was just him smoking a joint. Everyone burst out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Tales from the Borderlands was amazing though and apparently this movie was an attempt to capture that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not going to lie, I still plan on going to see it. Borderlands 2 is in no small part responsible for me and my partner being together and it holds a special place in my heart. If it's bad, I'm sure we'll have a laugh at how bad it is, and if it's good, we'll have a laugh at how good it is. Fun time either way I figure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

As a fellow BL2 diehard, I knew it was going to be bad the moment they cast Kevin Hart as Roland. I'll just wait for a torrent and laugh at yet another video game movie flop

[–] ObsidianZed 2 points 3 months ago

That's a good reason. Have fun!

[–] TheDannysaur 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah. You'll experience in a way that's unique, so don't let other people tell you what to feel. It's ok to like stuff that everyone else doesn't like, for no reason other than you want to like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh for sure. I tend to like plenty of things that people don't generally like.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It did this production no favors for it's released to be scheduled so soon AFTER the second best television video game adaptation in FALLOUT, the comparisons will be merciless and brutal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious, what's your first best television video game adaptation? (My guess is Castlevania, but also I can't really think of any others right now.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Arcane (also starring the fabulous Ella Purnell)

[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 3 months ago

Anything made from that IP is going to look like Shakespeare compared to the original.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh cool, I'll have to check it out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Arcane is perfection... Ignore the base material. Just enjoy the show

[–] ObsidianZed 2 points 3 months ago

I recommend that to any of my friends regardless of whether they played the game or not. Probably better if they didn't or at least don't anymore though, so I can remain friends with them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yea it looks tone deaf to what the original was. Stop casting Kevin hartd in things. It's like that south park rob shnieder joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think he's having a midlife crisis and just wants to be cool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was obvious this was gonna be dog shot. Honestly I think borderlands has run its course in general. BL3 was completely forgettable and the writing sucked.

[–] tigerjerusalem 4 points 3 months ago

BL3 made me feel as an unpaid intern doing errands for Lilith. Do this, do that, go there. It was incredibly boring.

[–] sploosh 3 points 3 months ago

How anyone could have seen the first trailer and thought it would have been anything but absolute drek is beyond me.

Borderlands is media that works as a video game because you are a willing participant in the idiocy. Its brand of idiocy is too idiotic be enjoyable if you're not a part of it.