To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them
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Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.
We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it's first think is every time it alives.
We've all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge
We use it for cats and porn
we used to, now overwhelmingly we use it for advertising
Also porn
Capitalism is cancer :(
Hell yeah
Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we'll all be.
I live in America. Don't need to imagine.
I mean we basically can. I press some buttons and whatever meal I want shows up at my house.
It's not quite Star Trek replicators, but as far as millions of years of humans would be concerned, it might as well be.
beep boop your pizza is cold that will be 100 credits
dont forget the ads
Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.
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Rocks are smarter than us
And don't even get me started on sand
I don’t like sand
It's coarse and rough and irritating.
that's just silica
We really just taught em to count. Actually, really they're just flashing
You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!
Lots of digging.
They started by punching the tree.
How do you get wood?
Informative murder porn?
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Math. So much math
So much
math
We?
Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!
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Thanks to the comments here If I ever unexpectedly travel through time I'll be able to teach them about computers. Now I just have to learn advanced chemistry and learn how to create everything else.
Very slowly, and then very quickly.
You see, when a boy rock and a girl rock love eachother very much...
In a nutshell, by bashing stuff together in different ways
This is not a natural landscape. You don't get fields of grass like this without human intervention. This started in the bronze age, so just because your local human-made landscape is green, make no mistakes.
Bit by-the-by, though, because obviously computers are completely awesome, but real nature is not this placid homogeneous scene
Multiple people, not only 1
By harnessing that thing which is all over this natural place - electromagnetism. It is a quantum leap in the human experience, like harnessing fire, or agriculture.
Intel
Organized rocks
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