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[–] Godric 60 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why though? Why be jealous?

Look at their collection! There's like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.

They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful

[–] wondrous_strange 12 points 4 months ago

Sometime you just like a stick

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Let's see ~~Paul Allen's~~ Godric's stick collection

[–] shalafi 5 points 4 months ago

You missed the Colt 1911, top left.

[–] MHanak 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly only three i'd deem worthy

[–] setsneedtofeed 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That Uzi in the bottom right is pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I'm sure he'll find an agent to stick up for him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think you've played out this schtick. You need to branch out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

No. You're just being a stick in the mud

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Wood you just leaf him alone.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And not a single sword shaped stick. For shame

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't being a sword stick to a gun stick fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'll have you know...I closed the thread just as I was reading this, and came back to upvote it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is clearly a gun stick guy

[–] VubDapple 1 points 4 months ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago
[–] psion1369 17 points 4 months ago

When I was young lad, my friends and I would play army with stick guns. Once I found the perfect one and I hid it in our army fort that really was just the space between the wood pile and the fence. I think his dad used it in the fireplace cause I never saw it again. If I was as smart as this guy, I would still be going after Rambo's enemies today. I still miss that stick gun.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What constitutes "rare" in a collection of "rare sticks"?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There are likely very few collections of sticks in the world, therefore it is rare.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’d argue every tree has its own collection of sticks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You're confusing that with branches

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 4 points 4 months ago

Hmmm yes makes sense

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 10 points 4 months ago

those are some nice sticks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

[–] beejboytyson 1 points 4 months ago

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh

[–] setsneedtofeed 8 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

8 year old me would have envied this collection. 40 year old me just appreciates that he has a passion for which he still has a child-like sense of wonder.

[–] LustyArgonianMana 6 points 4 months ago

This is what my dog thinks she's doing when she brings sticks home from the lake

[–] sir_pronoun 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You know I keep that thang on me

[–] Master167 3 points 4 months ago

This is insane. Where do I have to go to ~~admire~~ ridicule this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plant a tree => stick colletion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Starts Orchid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And, I must add, he's doing something with his life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stick wins every time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

How can one have all that power!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I don't need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that's all I need.