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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Popemobile II: Revenge of the Pope

[–] Agility0971 10 points 4 months ago

+1 holy damage to enemies

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Even better to get the meat out of the picture.

Get rid of crew compartment in tank, stick cameras all over tank, replace crew with teenager with VR goggles 100 mi. away. Bill it as World of Tanks II and you probably don't even have to pay them.

On Pope side of things, put Pope in the Vatican, and stick a hologram projector in the Popemobile. Bonus: can have multiple Popemobiles and can tune projected Pope for local audiences, like more-Asian Pope when he visits Japan, etc.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

step 2: don't get jammed and try to maintain radio silence

[–] Nurgus 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Remove the teenager and just automate the tank. What could possibly go wrong??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah it's fine as long as you aren't letting it loose in your country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Use proper Orbs with wires inside to make computers that could abstract logic and store values: https://www.mathsisfun.com/geometry/circle-theorems.html

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Surely that's Leslie Nielsen in the second bubble

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Looks like Sully to me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is so fucking good. We need more high quality content like this

[–] LesserAbe 10 points 4 months ago

An Important contribution, thank you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bubbles are a lot like Orbs with energy bouncing around inside them.

https://www.mathsisfun.com/geometry/circle-theorems.html

Future technology will almost certainly be like this: https://yt.artemislena.eu/watch?v=FNSuYQ0mYUE&listen=false