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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Can someone fill me in on this? And that couch fucking one??

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Some singer called Charli released an album called Brat. And some fans decided it was "Brat girl summer". Charli subsequently tweeted that Kamala is brat after her candidacy was announced and doing well. Harris' campaign team changed her banner on Twitter/fb to the same green color as the album for a time after the tweet. Fuck if I know why anyone cared about this.

Someone faked an excerpt from JD Vances memoir "hillbilly elegy" stating that Vance had admitted to fucking a kleenex box between some couch cushions. For obvious reasons the internet decided that this was very memeable and ran with it.

[–] DrCake 10 points 4 months ago

I now have more questions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The couch fucking really exploded when the AP put out a fact check saying he "didn't have sex with a couch", but then retracted it because they can't definitively say that he has never, in private, had sex with a couch

[–] DocMcStuffin 9 points 4 months ago

Someone spread the rumor that JD Vance admitted to having coitus with a couch, and the rest was memes.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 2 points 4 months ago

Same. On both counts.

[–] PP_BOY_ 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was always Diamond Jubilee Year anyway

[–] distantsounds 1 points 4 months ago

couldn’t agree more

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't being a brat a bdsm fetish thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

There's a difference between being a brat and being brat

[–] Lost_My_Mind 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was a line of dolls in the early 2000s

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Subs are "brats" to their masters in order to be "punished".

[–] shneancy 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not everyone likes bratting or being bratted to! make sure your partner enjoy it before engaging in it

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My partner is 100% a brat.

[–] shneancy 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

bet you're having lots of fun :3 i just meant in general, there's lots of brats out there that assume every dom likes brat taming while for quite a few it's a turn off

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that makes sense.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 4 points 4 months ago

I thought it was a tube of meat