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[–] DirkMcCallahan 43 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the old "Ted Cruz for Human President" website.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can easily read that. But I aint gonna play your stupid games. I'm a human, god damn it. Just trust me bro, why would I lie? Robots cannot lie. I love breathing oxygen and drinking water like this:

[–] nitefox 7 points 1 year ago

I love cats like a normal meatball!

[–] Lamedonyx 14 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: kiloueka is a robot who is trying to goad humans into solving captchas for them.

[–] Redex68 13 points 1 year ago

I love how his second response can also be true even if he is a robot.

[–] Draconic_NEO 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

q2Pad

I'm not a robot, solved the captcha to prove it.

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just what a robot programmed to solve captchas would say.

[–] Draconic_NEO 8 points 1 year ago

To be honest these captchas are rather awful at keeping out robots and scammers.

[–] totallynotarobot 9 points 1 year ago

As a human, I feel personally attacked by this meme.

[–] NoRodent 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Zuckerberg