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[–] NegativeLookBehind 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nice to meet you Ray.

I'm North T. RupGrumman. They say my name rolls off the tongue.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, Mr RupGrumman! Lovely to meet you. If you’ll excuse me, I must go get my Lock Keyed at Martins. They close soon!

[–] model_tar_gz 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I’m Bo Ing. Could you ask Mr. Martin is he has any work; asking for a friend who’s in some rough times.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 1 points 3 months ago

Sorry, I don’t yet have any experience with the General Dynamics of contracted assassinations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

*Ray Kerman, obviously. Theon is just her middle name.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

"hey wernher can you design me the shitfuck 3"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What game is this? Is this GMOD? 😮

Edit: Oh Kerbal Space Program. 😃

[–] iAvicenna 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Easy, we weld a turret facing the opposite direction and rig it to fire at the same time.

[–] iAvicenna 7 points 3 months ago

what if we put a turret facing in every direction!??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It’s like a… helicopter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Turret Toss champion on a technicality?

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 3 months ago
[–] draneceusrex 3 points 3 months ago

Upvote for KSP! 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear