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[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just make the jokes while out of earshot.

[–] Alexstarfire 9 points 6 months ago

Shouldn't be too hard. Just stick to his right side.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I guess you miss every shot you don't take.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Can’t go over too far or it’s just a fluid sack where the frontal lobe used to be.

[–] Someguy89 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here's mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.

Come find me assholes lmfao

[–] Lost_My_Mind 14 points 6 months ago

I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.

[–] Sterile_Technique 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I tried to make a Trump assassination joke, but I missed my mark.

[–] SpruceBringsteen 6 points 6 months ago

Keep an ear to the ground and let us know if you hear any good ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You were only an ear off. You'll get them next time

[–] Sterile_Technique 2 points 6 months ago

Hey, it's worth a shot.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

JF, guys. They're just jokes or did that fact just fly past their heads?

[–] Alteon 4 points 6 months ago

Right through their ear and out the other side...didn't catch a thing. 😂

[–] eran_morad 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

MAGAts can fuck off and die.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 6 months ago

Added to the list!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm Canadian, so...

Take your best shot. Mind, your shooter shows it'll probably miss

[–] HappycamperNZ 5 points 6 months ago

Kiwi.

Started using "couldn't hit the side of a Trump and 140 yards" as often as I can.

[–] Anticorp 0 points 6 months ago

Eh, the secret service didn't miss. They returned fire almost immediately too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

ThEy'Re TrYiNg To SiLeNcE mE

[–] Lost_My_Mind 16 points 6 months ago

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ha ha! Doesn't matter. Your guy has to wear a funny bandage now!

[–] TropicalDingdong 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think we can agree that some republicans should lean just a hair more to the left.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

they are not even a parody anymore.

[–] Alexstarfire 6 points 6 months ago

Not sure they can find their way out of a paper bag. Their tactics are to pick a guy then find dirt, not the other way around.

[–] Dkarma 5 points 6 months ago

Just tried to poke some freedom holes

[–] ngwoo 5 points 6 months ago

I'll be fine. I made the jokes slightly to his right so he didn't hear me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'll let y'all know when he gets here.

[–] randon31415 4 points 6 months ago

I've been holding back a "Trump deals with Crowdstrike fallout" joke for days, but don't know how to word it.

[–] Mango 3 points 6 months ago
[–] masquenox 2 points 6 months ago

I'm eager to help, MAGAs - I'll keep an ear out.

[–] BradleyUffner 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

ass*ss*nat*on

What a really strange and ineffective way to censor that word.

[–] thermal_shock 1 points 6 months ago

come get me bitches, I hope a very aggressive cancer strain eats your genitals.