this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
265 points (95.8% liked)

Memes

45727 readers
411 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 26 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

but, it has electrolytes?!

[–] CaptainBlagbird 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Batteries got what humans crave!

[–] qaz 10 points 4 months ago

It's the one and only true energy drink

[–] cheese_greater 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?

[–] cheese_greater 4 points 4 months ago

As we live and breath

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago
[–] cheese_greater 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You can't tell me what to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....

[–] GeneralEmergency 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.

[–] Sanguine_Sasquatch 5 points 4 months ago

It's got what rave baes crave

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 4 months ago

The fun police are at it again!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

[–] thesohoriots 4 points 4 months ago

This stuff is bangin

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 4 months ago

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But... just a little? As a treat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

[–] Reddfugee42 3 points 4 months ago

DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"

[–] frankgrimeszz 2 points 4 months ago

Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 4 months ago

Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But what about battery hurting juice?

[–] jordanlund 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago