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[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The girls in the class will figure themselves out eventually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

i scrolled down waiting for a joke like this, but this completely exceeded my expectations!

[–] UnfortunateShort 3 points 11 months ago

Do you like Rust? Are you enjoying distro hopping? ~~Boy~~ do I have news for you!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

You could go gay. That would open up a lot of back doors

Shitty jokes aside. I'm actually surprised the projector says 2020. There were quite a few girls in my class in 2019

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

America is a weird place, Europe is more balanced in general. Back in 2000 we had more of a 60%-40% split in computer science.

[–] MasterCylinder 12 points 11 months ago

I'm guessing this picture wasn't taken in America, given what looks like Cyrillic text on the projector. Could be wrong, though.

[–] dot20 7 points 11 months ago

Nah, it's definitely a thing in the Netherlands. I got my degree a couple years ago and we only had a few girls.

[–] KuroiKaze 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's super obvious to me as an American that this is somewhere in Europe. If this were in America over half the class would be Asian or Indian.

[–] Perhyte 3 points 11 months ago

I'm from Europe (and studied CS there). My classes for some courses were about a third Indian, a third Chinese, with locals and other foreigners combined being the final third.

Of course, I'm pretty sure this photo wasn't taken anywhere near me either. For me, the clue to that was the Cyrillic on the slides.

[–] Skaryon 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am gay and have a master's in computer science. Believe me, there wasn't much for me in class either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

we need more gays(/bis?) in cs

[–] Z3k3 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tbh I'm not supprised I graduated in 2015 with a networking degree and there were 3 girls in my class group (3 or 4 courses with a lot of the same classes) which was about 150-200 students.

Conversely the nursing classes that were in the same building those numbers were flipped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Z3k3 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weird. I thought my school was pretty unique/weird for having comp sci and nursing in the same building.

[–] Z3k3 1 points 11 months ago

The campus has a few buildings. Some specialised some for general lectures and old skool classes.

We what classes were spread around most of them during the week

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The same happens at my uni but with cs vs mathematics. For some reason these courses have completely flipped demographics.

[–] pterencephalon 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And for me, as one of the few women in my CS program: plenty of opportunities, and plenty of douchebags.

[–] CookieOfFortune 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Back in my day the saying was: The odds are good but the goods are odd!

[–] FatTony 12 points 11 months ago

And just like programming: I'm going to copy this line and pretend it's mine!

[–] Lemmylefty 11 points 11 months ago

If they were just odd they’d have a lot more success because you kind of have to be odd to be good at CS.

It’s more the rapey, incely, tendency to see women as a different and incoherent species that has the women in CS either walking around with their hackles raised all the time or quietly slipping out the back door.

[–] fuzzy_goldfish 3 points 11 months ago

It was like this in my CS department a decade ago, too. There was me, one other gal, and for a while a German exchange student who wanted nothing to do with either of us in the entire grad program. I learned to talk a lot louder over the course of that program.

[–] Anders429 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Who on earth decided to leave the projector on while they took the group photo?

[–] TheGoldenGod 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And why did no one in the group think to turn it off, like the guy in the middle who appears to be staring directly into the projector light.

[–] MajinBlayze 7 points 11 months ago

I'm sure he thought about it. Probably thinking "how does no one realize this is awful. Someone should do something"

[–] zuhayr 2 points 11 months ago

You racist! They are ogars!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

enhanced photosynthesis

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And now you know why programmer socks are a thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Go to Yoga and dance classes.

[–] suckaduck 11 points 11 months ago

I see plenty opportunities!

[–] HardlightCereal 10 points 11 months ago

Girls don't wanna work in CS because CS boys always be treating the class like a hookup scene. And it's not every boy, but if there's 2 girls and 20 boys in the class, and 10% of the boys are being creeps, then you've already got a problem.

Parents have gotta stop teaching their sons to see class as a dating opportunity. On campus, sure, but not in the classroom.

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 11 months ago

You realize there are other departments, right? The archaeology and art history students are just as nerdy and horny.

[–] pleasemakesense 7 points 11 months ago

Yo that guy's shirt looks like the pornhub logo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Too many dicks on the dance floor (too many dicks)

Flight of the Conchords, 2009

[–] not_woody_shaw 2 points 11 months ago

Ryan Stiles, center, white t-shirt. Where's Colin Mochrie?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You could get a boyfriend, at least

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