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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

That sounds like a lot but have you considered making lemonade and become rich? Just an idea tho.

[–] Zoomboingding 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We stole the lemons from life. Life will have to pry the precious lemons from our cold dead hands.

[–] benderbeerman 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You lemon-stealing whore!!!

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, life only made citrons and oranges. We had to force life to cross breed them to give us tasty sweet lemons, and tasty tart lemons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Uhm ACKTCHUALLY dna and plant genes are a liberal HOAX Earth is flat and it's only 2024 years old and God created everything in 7 days because the bible says so /s

[–] NorthWestWind 5 points 5 months ago
[–] unreachable 3 points 5 months ago

something something juice

[–] Etterra 2 points 5 months ago

This message brought to you by Sir Chungus

[–] owatnext 1 points 5 months ago
[–] nifty 1 points 5 months ago

I am sorry for your bounty of lemons. Please, no longer insist on making lemonade. Instead, for any subsequent lemon provided to you by life, throw it into the garbage and set the garbage on fire. Enjoy a citrusy bonfire