Change the combination on my luggage!
benderbeerman
joined 11 months ago
If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue
Eta: for extra entertainment, don't forget to hide the Taskbar
Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.
Guess I'm beer... but I already knew that
Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!
The kom.bu.cha! mush.room! peo.ple! sit.ting a.round all day!
Perhaps that anyone of any religion is not also atheist.
Anyone in any theology believes in only their deity, but doesn't believe in the hundreds of other recorded, historical deities.
Even the theists are atheists.
This is so not untrue that it is almost not funny enough to be a joke. I still have back problems from those days
I think that's more of an archipelago
"Now, sir. We're looking at now, now. What's happening now is happening... now."
"What happened to then?"
"We missed it."
"When?!"
"Just now."
"When will then... be now?"
"Soon."
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He who truly knows, knows that he knows not
Or
The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.
But also, understanding that about yourself doesn't take more knowledge or intelligence than you currently have. As another user (darkdarkhouse)^ posted, you can understand how the brain works and still not have all the knowledge in the world (hard drive with a map/directory of the hard drive on it).