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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Trade offer meme

I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don't know, bigotry and shit we don't want on Lemmy

You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt

ED: I'm too sleepy-eepy so I'd continue tomorrow.

ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I've not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.

ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Your credit card number + pin

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago

You are welcome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume we have credit cards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo's on mine

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don't notice that.

Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.

[–] yemmly 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's a valid question. I'd come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I'm pretty damn serious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of the reddit mascot...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry man. You're the best. Don't give up.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there's a goat standing on top of the reactor of course

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our Ma said we aren't allowed around these places.

It's so warm, it's welcoming. Why don't you step closer and touch it yourself?

(I'm not that clever to draw a reactor right)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It's magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

It's hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like AI with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

отлично, очень хорошо

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy

[–] Wizard_Pope 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do a little rat pirate with a sword

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] papalonian 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Building a city from LEGO wasn't a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I'm not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I'm jailed to these stupid simulations.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn't show up on the picture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A english to english translator

 

Wearing a hat

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[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

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[–] owatnext 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Prompt meme:

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Star fleet doesn't allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.

Worf: I can't undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.

Worf: As an acting officer, I'm limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet...

Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.

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[–] SaintMark 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.

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[–] nifty 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's so fast I couldn't picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his 'Art of Race', you shall never give a goose a unicycle.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Draw a comically large spoon.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 4 months ago

Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

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[–] xytaruka 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A small mouse using a match as a torch

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How vodka is made, an informative diagram

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