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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hands in the middle bottom having the wrong number of fingers is a nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

all of them have too many fingers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like they trained their system with works of Dr Seuss

[–] marlowe221 4 points 1 year ago

We should be so lucky…

[–] rockstarpirate 89 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That one in the middle is sick

[–] GnothiSeauton 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it reminds me of some kind of elongated bat'leth

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For socially distancing Klingons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think it misunderstood the request as a two-handled sword. Easy mistake.

[–] candyman337 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a big fan of the T shaped one lol

[–] marcos 3 points 1 year ago

Well, even if he is not right now, he will be once he tries to swing that sword in any way.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've also found that when you ask it to show someone "drawing a bow" they end up with a strange mix of a pencil that goes up to their cheek, and another weird stick going perpendicular to whatever they're doing, and other weird bow-related artifacts. It's pretty funny. (At least with SD 1.5)

[–] fubo 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"drawing a bow" →

  • an artist makes an illustration of a samurai bowing to his general
  • a gift-wrapped package; hands reach in from off-camera to pull on the tied ribbons
  • a gunslinger reaches to their holster, and pulls out a bow-tie instead of a pistol
  • a bartender pulls on the tap and the front end of a boat comes out
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Synonyms are stable diffusion's enemy. OpenAI is way ahead on that front, but there's a good reason for that: They invented CLIP, so they probably have better checkpoints than anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why is he lacking his right lower leg? That neural networks cause solid nightmares.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sword held at the hilt with two hands"

But yeah I've had some good ones that really didn't turn out. But I've also had some fantastic ones that probably made me laugh for a good 10 min.

Running through a dick forest with your mouth open....that one came up with some seriously funny results.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SHOW US THE DICK FORESTS!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The one that's a long ass blade with two handles on the side would be a sick Dark Souls weapon.

[–] LillianVS 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The top left one is kinda cool, ngl. Not very effective but think of the jabbing you could do with it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It called half-swording and is real!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Look closely, there is a grip on the blade

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sword shaped like a tommy gun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha ratatatatatatata!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Hand and a half sword must be lit!

[–] Crul 11 points 1 year ago

Artist: Амба-комикс (Amba comics)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just a regular sword for me. I'll provide my own hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bottom left one looks really cool to me for some reason.

[–] SmoothLiquidation 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s like those two necked guitars from the 80’s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's like you're meant to hold the sword out in front of you with both hands like a divining rod

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The bottom left one is kinda rad though

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