Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Wait, you're not supposed to shove it up your ass?
Bitte only a Bit.
as a treat
Chef's kiss!
*touches buldge* omg ur so full. I can fix that teehee
Hard not to imagine some less homophobic members of the design group looking at that and saying, "Sure, that looks very masculine," with the most serious face they can hold.
What about this has anything to do with being gay?
Cuz you’re guzzling golden water from a dick shaped mug. Like a typical Friday.