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[–] negativenull 59 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Reminds me of this absolutely delightful video from a few years ago:
https://youtu.be/CejhQC9hUO8

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's so cute.

I can totally see how that establishes things in the human brain in the development towards speech.

[–] braxy29 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

baby doesn't have clear words yet, but he has body language and gesture, eye contact, prosody, shared attention, the give and take pacing of interaction. baby has picked up a good deal about how casual, comfortable conversation with the guys or a close family member works!

[–] Crackhappy 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh learned a new word, thank you! Prosody: the patterns of rhythm and sound used in poetry. I see how you used that to represent the way the baby was copying the sound pattern of his dad.

[–] braxy29 4 points 4 months ago

i have learned something as well. it's a word that's familiar to me in clinical context, i had not really thought about it as something linguists and creative language-smiths are thinking about until looking it up just now. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

"Bluaargraaugahrg"

"Really? I thought the same thing!"

Absolutely perfect

[–] dohpaz42 9 points 4 months ago

I would love to see a 5-years-later him doing the same thing now follow up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

First thing I thought of. Love that video.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 4 months ago

Ha. I forgot all about that video! It's so adorable. I wonder if that's why I started doing something similar with my dogs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Can confirm, my sis has a 2 years old. But it's getting better.

[–] WR5 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That profile picture looks like a photo taken off a computer screen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

is that all you've noticed is weird about their profile picture?

[–] WR5 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So far, yes. I'll study it further in depth and get back to you if I see anything, though!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I wrote that comment I thought it was some deformed face but now I see what it actually is...

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow, I'm just now seeing that.

[–] WR5 5 points 4 months ago

To be fair, it's an attractive picture, just odd haha

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's definitely beneficial to interact with and include your toddlers as much as you possibly can, even if they aren't contributing much. It will accelerate their motor skills and help their speech to explode before many of their peers. My wife and I can often tell when children aren't interacted with by their parents, either through lack of communication or by being raised by a fucking tablet instead. There are exceptions to this of course (like autism), but it's very sad to see how many children between the ages of 2 and 5 are trailing so far behind the others due to uninvolved and disengaged parents.

My daughter has a lot of kids in her pre-school that are the same age as her, and they have an extemely simple and broken vocabulary. Their parents come to pick them up and don't engage with them whatsoever. Just quietly stick them in a car and usually hand them a device.

I suppose that's the unfortunate different between people who wanted kid and people who simply had kids.

[–] Duamerthrax 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wonder how many false autism diagnoses were are from kids not having enough interactions at a young age? I was diagnosed with a learning disability, which today would absolutely be called ADHD/autism and the "extra help" only gave me an intelligence complex. I would rather have been held back then held to the lower standard that I was.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I like licking ice cream but I don’t want to lick a frog 🐸

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 4 months ago

Understandable, have a great day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But those colored ones taste so spicy and allow me to see g0d.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I've never licked a frog so I don't know.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd ask them why they don't like frogs. Frogs are cool.

[–] lugal 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Admit you just want to lead them to a healthier, ice cream free diet. Or you just hate everything that's fun, I can't tell at the moment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah but have you tried eating one?

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 4 months ago

They've got some quite verbose babies.

[–] StereoTrespasser 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you could ask the kid "why" instead of nodding in agreement. But it sounds like the less this person attempts English around kids, the better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You could also not be tired, somehow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I first learned about reinforcement learning and then I got to watch kids (not in the scary way). I blew my mind how similar they really are in that they just spew out nonsense and see what sticks.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 0 points 4 months ago

Conditioning (operant and classical) is THE learning process. After understanding that dogs', pigeons', and chimpanzees' brains are using the exact same process as us, it really makes you realize that we're way more similar than different.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 4 months ago

If an actual baby says all of that then get them into college ASAP! That's one genius baby!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You don't have to say yes to and encourage EVERYthing. I've noticed this is/was a myth in some places more than others. In first grade I lived in Canada (rather than Europe), and I asked my teacher if I had spelled Jamayka correctly (I had not), and instead of telling me how to spell it he just said "good job" . Not an isolated thing, people would look at the 100th squiggle their child "painted" and go "great job that's soooo good!!!!" as if the child would suddenly lose all will to live if they offered some improvement ideas.