It's less of a "dice jail" and more so a "dice oubliette".
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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Look, this isn't a diceocracy, its a dicetatorship. If they can't roll right, perhaps they have no place in our society.
Send those dice to the WALL
I'm irrationally angry at the fact that I can't read the posters.
Does this help?
Dice
[edge of pic] ...your game
Determination
With enough tries, you will eventually roll a twenty
Cognitive Dissonance
He has a degree in statistics. But he will still roll a d20 five times at the game store and declare, "This rolls high. I'll take it!"
Randomness
Trust in the oracular power of the dice
Sometimes in Life
You don't know if you rolled the dice nicely
You're spoiling us.
This is dice propaganda from bad dice that want you to stop punishing them. Don't fall for it.
You don't roll around much? Jail.
You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.
We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!