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[–] [email protected] 113 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.

[–] IMongoose 119 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Many restaurants let people pay when they pick up or get the food delivered. So doing this costs the restaurant money, not OP. That's why he's spoofing his info too, if he paid they probably wouldn't care enough to ban the number.

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[–] Godric 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.

OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

wdym? He orders but never shows up and pays

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What is corporate profit cut?

[–] workerONE 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The restaurant is making food and it cuts into their profit

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 19 points 6 days ago

But it has a happy employee and they work harder, making the restaurant more money.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Yeeah, so, don't most restaurants just throw out the uneaten food nowadays, out of concern for getting sued over hygiene issues?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I worked at a restaurant a couple of years ago and we would just take excess food home still.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

Calling the police right now! /s

[–] MintyFresh 43 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's a theft thing. Middle managers are concerned about employees purposely making accidents so that they may then eat. It's all about that money honey

[–] Glytch 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I work for a pizza place and routinely take home orders that didn't get picked up, maybe fancier restaurants just throw their stuff out. We also give those orders to people experiencing homelessnness if they stop in around closing time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That's good to hear ❤️

[–] bassomitron 26 points 5 days ago

They have that policy, but most shift managers aren't assholes and don't care. Also, I know a lot of places around where I live donate the excess food to shelters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Who do you think throws it out? It's not the manager, but probably one of the regular employees. They can just as easily "throw" it in their car instead...

[–] Blue_Morpho 33 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I now know why all the restaurants require txt message confirmation of order now.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I still have -60$ balance in one app from not picking up the order

You could say they banned me with 60 dollars to unban but I just use competition

[–] nutsack 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I've never heard of being able to order food without paying for it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've never ordered for local pickup? Just order over the phone or select "pay in store" online.

[–] nutsack 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i tried once and they told me to call uber eats or whatever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

How would uber eats provide local pickup? Are you going to meet the uber driver at the restaurant? That sounds... overly complicated...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Where I live you can order food and pay the delivery person with cash at your door. So the restaurant will prepare the food and send it out without taking any payment.

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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