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The blood center is getting aggressive...

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Try having O Negative. They'll practically chase you down the street.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If you're male, just tell them you're gay, they'll piss off .

If you're female, tell them you have anemia

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd take gay blood over no blood any day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh me too, absolutely; if you're A or O and RH- I'll take your blood; Canadian Blood Services are more discriminatory though, they're somehow still in the gay AIDS panic phase. Which they should have gotten over decades ago

[–] pendingdeletion 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh did it? That's cool, I somehow didn't hear about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is cake or death.

[–] Snapz 3 points 6 months ago

We only had two bits!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Fight me for it, ya fuckin vampires!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

BLOOD *gestures to the right" FOR LIFE gestures to the left BLOOD gestures to you FOR LIFE gestures to me BLOOD gestures to the sky FOR LIFE gestures to the ground drumbeats

[–] kautau 4 points 6 months ago

How the fuck do I always end up at metal concerts

[–] Snapz 4 points 6 months ago

Uh yes, life please... Oh wait!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So that's what LinLin's been up to since Onigashima. Good for her for finding a cause she believes in I guess? Though I'm not exactly sure someone who can't tell the difference between blood and strawberry jam is the best choice for responsibility over such an effort.

[–] dessimbelackis 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I just wanna know how

Tap for spoiler

she got out of that volcano

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Khorne will be happy either way.

[–] CptEnder 1 points 6 months ago

Give blod or lif!