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Critical flaw in current wizard fashion

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm just positing here, but maaaaaybe she doesn't want to open the can of worms with spells targeting external hair.

[–] Wizard_Pope 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As opposed to internal hair?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My hearing is already going, so there can't be too much to target. Besides, internal hair (betting a lot of cysts being caused) sounds like a good target for all the wizards who have perfected the mend spell on organic matter.

[–] Wizard_Pope 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just have a spell that makes you grow hair inside your throat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Lmao, that sounds like someone's idea of a good time, depending on where in the throat. Tickle, tickle!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I can't grow a beard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

this is why we fear the gnome and halfling mages

[–] nifty 10 points 8 months ago

Read this as bread in soup and was like, “awww thanks”

[–] Moghul 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't suppose you have a link to the original image?

[–] synapse1278 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I guess it's AI made given the hair doesn't make any sense with the hoody.

[–] RyanLiu 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The hand. Oh my god look at her hands

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

see this is what wizards never tell you about fireball, sure it's a great offensive spell but uh, what do you think summoning a fucking ball of fire in your hands does to them?

Be safe, use your fucking PPE. I know it feels silly but i've seen so many gung-ho mages with nubs for hands, it's depressing and it has to stop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

And maybe the fact that her left hand has six fingers too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Part of her cape teems to go under her arm. Also both magic balls look pretty similar, but only the left one seems to cast any light on her body or face

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I searched for wizard on duckduckgo

[–] Moghul 2 points 8 months ago

I see, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about the "Mend Buttcrack" and "Diarrhea" combo and realized the fix, poking a hole there, would give you a really nasty infection. You would have to instantly cauterize the wound by shoving in a red hot poker or something.

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 8 months ago

Just poke the hole with a hot needle.

[–] davidagain 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ha! Joke's on you. Beard in soup, soup in beard, this is just very everyday stuff for me. I may as well cast discover-hair-caught-in-the-plughole in retaliation!