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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine his anger going to the gym and he can’t see himself in the mirrors.

[–] ummthatguy 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChewTiger 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 1 points 5 months ago

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) film, not the subsequent show.

[–] db2 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They'd ferment diabetic blood to make beer.

[–] PugJesus 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 21 points 5 months ago
[–] Cort 14 points 5 months ago

You really gotta go for diabetic hipsters if you want the hoppy flavor though

[–] LucasWaffyWaf 12 points 5 months ago

Or find somebody whose body naturally self-ferments and deposits alcohol into the bloodstream. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They could absolutely be Ventrue or even Brujah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ventrue for the upper class dudebro, aptly names Chadsworth. Goes by Chad.

Brujah for the lower class dudebro. Their name is Chad however their friends call them Chaddy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Whole time reading this all I could think was "you just made a Brujah", glad others were on same page

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tragically if he was a VTM vampire he would never be able to increase his gainz.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't you? It's been like 20 years since I played but I thought you could improve your Strength and that one Discipline

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You can improve strength by improving your disciplines, but IIRC the shape of your body is permanently stuck the way it "normally" is at the time of your embrace (so any really recent injuries are healed, but years old scars and suchlike that you gained as a mortal are retained).

Vampires are creatures of stasis after all.

[–] Anticorp 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I would watch this.

I had an idea for a vampire story the other night. So you know how vampires are mysterious, partially because they're hundreds of years old, from bygone eras? Make a vampire story where the vampire is hundreds of years old, but it's hundreds of years in the future, and he was turned during the 1990's. He wears like Nirvana shirts, and ripped up jeans, and everyone thinks it is so mysterious and strange.

[–] dessimbelackis 4 points 5 months ago

“He wears the symbols of ancient minstrels to invoke their occult legacy and power”

[–] ChewTiger 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

They have some of this in some of the club scenes in the what we do in the shadows tv show (i don't remember if it was in the movie too)

[–] jordanlund 14 points 5 months ago

Rivals with the sorority of witches next door.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isnt this basically just a late 2000s take on what The Lost Boys was in the mid 80s?

[–] Anticorp 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lost Boys is such a badass movie!

[–] uid0gid0 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 1 points 5 months ago

I still listen to it sometimes to this day.

The movie has great cinematography too.

[–] Axiochus 9 points 5 months ago
[–] VelvetStorm 7 points 5 months ago

I like this but I wish he was like one of the good bros. Like he accepts the gay and trans bros as long as they are still bros. I've known a few super cool bros like this before, and they are awesome.

Fuck I think I just realized my 60+ year old uncle is a party bro. He is 100% extroverted, loves to party, and throws big parties whenever he can and just always brings party vibes with him wherever he goes. I've never seen anyone not instantly be his friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Crack knuckles

Oh I absolutely have you fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7jr5MGwz20

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

*archetypical "dudebro" *

*doesn't skip leg day *

What?

[–] samus12345 2 points 5 months ago

"Is beer cool? And can we still smoke weed?"

You can, but it won't do anything for you. Nothing will compare to the rush that blood gives you.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 5 months ago

This is a bit like Nandor.

[–] AnalogyAddict 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I love alternative vamps.

I once played a post-Atlantean vampire who lived in the PNW, taught ancient history (night classes,) and liked to draw. She also didn't believe in killing any more. She had a lot of back story and a bad accent in every language. She also had a cracked sense of humor and was only mostly sane.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

what's so important about him being straight?

[–] skyspydude1 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say "no homo" every time he dines

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man's dick. It's like no homo bro. It's all about the gains and the blood."