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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] Reddfugee42 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Truly, you have a way with words my good sir

[–] VubDapple 8 points 5 months ago

My first thought too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, it's just a steaming, coiled bagel

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I'm not convinced. Taste it and make sure.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

That's a diarrhea doodie sandwich

[–] Tylerdurdon 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Mine makes pretzel bites

[–] ZagamTheVile 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

GG Allin has entered the bagel shop.

[–] Rayspekt 5 points 5 months ago

Haha the weirdest reference

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell what kind of dog this is.

[–] Reddfugee42 6 points 5 months ago

It's a big one that's for sure

[–] teft 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What...and I cannot stress this enough...the shit.

[–] hOrni 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like that famous internet kebab.

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not that famous. I have no idea what you're referencing.

[–] thefrankring 4 points 5 months ago

Great, now I just need apple juice.