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[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 weeks ago

Supportive and savage.

[–] TheBat 86 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Single straight guys 🀝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[–] force 9 points 2 weeks ago

🀝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[–] Etterra 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[–] BadlyTimedLuck 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 77 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 127 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is my favorite interpretation now

[–] Iheartcheese 21 points 2 weeks ago

You're my favorite interpretation bb <3

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently it means "light hearted" to indicate that she's in on the joke and isn't being entirely serious

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Flh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought we used /s for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe we are the out of touch boomers now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think sarcasm usually has more of a negative tone to it. Like "oh yeah, sure, uh huh /s" whereas light hearted is more like "omg stop picking on me! /lh" conveying that they understand that the other people are also interacting with them in jest.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Lebron Hames?

[–] 9point6 13 points 2 weeks ago

Had to Google, apparently laughing hysterically

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] ikidd 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] Etterra 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] Num10ck 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] Num10ck 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] Noodle07 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] stoicmaverick 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] Noodle07 2 points 1 week ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] Drivebyhaiku 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] Drivebyhaiku 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] Nariom 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] Drivebyhaiku 1 points 1 week ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[–] nifty 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

FATALITY!!!!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago

Well sometimes you're just not sure about the full list of what you're attracted to.

Maybe she feels some attraction to some women, but not most and prefers guys 99% of the time.