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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 week ago

Supportive and savage.

[–] TheBat 86 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Single straight guys 🀝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[–] force 9 points 1 week ago

🀝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[–] Etterra 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[–] BadlyTimedLuck 8 points 1 week ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 77 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 127 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is my favorite interpretation now

[–] Iheartcheese 21 points 1 week ago

You're my favorite interpretation bb <3

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently it means "light hearted" to indicate that she's in on the joke and isn't being entirely serious

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Flh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought we used /s for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe we are the out of touch boomers now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think sarcasm usually has more of a negative tone to it. Like "oh yeah, sure, uh huh /s" whereas light hearted is more like "omg stop picking on me! /lh" conveying that they understand that the other people are also interacting with them in jest.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Lebron Hames?

[–] 9point6 13 points 1 week ago

Had to Google, apparently laughing hysterically

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] ikidd 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] Etterra 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] Num10ck 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] Num10ck 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] Noodle07 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] stoicmaverick 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] Noodle07 2 points 6 days ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] Drivebyhaiku 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] Drivebyhaiku 5 points 1 week ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] Nariom 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] Drivebyhaiku 1 points 1 week ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[–] nifty 7 points 1 week ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

FATALITY!!!!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Well sometimes you're just not sure about the full list of what you're attracted to.

Maybe she feels some attraction to some women, but not most and prefers guys 99% of the time.