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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[–] ikidd 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[–] Etterra 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[–] Num10ck 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[–] Num10ck 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[–] stoicmaverick 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[–] Noodle07 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[–] stoicmaverick 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

....but you can say more if you want to......

[–] Noodle07 2 points 6 months ago

Let's just say there are options

[–] Drivebyhaiku 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[–] Drivebyhaiku 5 points 6 months ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[–] Nariom 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[–] Drivebyhaiku 1 points 6 months ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.