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[–] orphiebaby 118 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Excuse me, but as a middle child, I have to absolutely object to that last statement. Middle children have their own unique sibling/personality complexes. :P

Oh wait, I don't exist. Wow, that's a stealthy, mean joke. That cuts, fam.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think it was less a joke about how middle children don't exist and more a joke about how middle children are often forgotten about compared to the oldest/youngest

[–] orphiebaby 25 points 2 years ago

Forgotten = doesn't exist

At least in the sense that we mean it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Don't exist until they're gone ... I'm a middle child in a family of eight ... mom kept an eye on the baby and the oldest ... as long as there was six in the middle, no one really cared who they were until that number of middle children decreased.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

what middle child?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least middle children had their own TV show. Been a while though.

[–] Something_Complex 4 points 2 years ago

Thought I really feel like Malcolm often....my younger sister is a genius at arts and my older brother is a below average inteligence bully.

I'm just missing the inteligence )-|

[–] Countess425 38 points 2 years ago

I am not in this image and that costs me a lot of money in therapy.

:(

[–] DerKanzler 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only child is heavily spoiled and oftentimes the opposite of independent

[–] muertinez 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

guess you never been around only children with parents who work full time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] paddirn 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As a middle child, I too have not existed for my whole life.

[–] UltraMagnus0001 10 points 2 years ago

Be quiet and go in the basement. We'll feed you through the cat hole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Middle child syndrome. Me and my oldest sister used to taunt my middle sister with that term when she started acting up. Wasn't a good idea because when it was only me and her in the house she would bully me a lot and this added to that rage. Venting I guess.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

An only child is not a sibling

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It’s it’s own sibling. It’s a quantum brother/sister’s quantum sibling.

[–] orphiebaby 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're wrong. Come at me, bro.

😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I called you "bro".

I didn't say it was a good pun.

[–] TheDubz87 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know man. I have 2 half sisters but I didn't grow up with them. So in theory I'm not an only child, but in practice I was because I didn't have any contact with them.

[–] Nioxic 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The driver controls the radio.

Sorry.

[–] BoopsieBoop 1 points 2 years ago

Right? Like I pretty much never got to pick the radio station as a kid. TV and radio was always picked by my parents.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

My father always used to say he had three kids. One of each.

30 years later, I repeated this to my niece and nephew. They were quite puzzled. Especially when my brother laughed saying "I forgot Dad used to say that."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This was posted by a middle sibling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

As the youngest child in my family, I was most definitely not "The favorite" but I was able to get away with the most.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How is an only child a sibling?

[–] Llamajockey 2 points 2 years ago

He/she is both brother and sister He/she is the singularity

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My older brother, who got to go to karate, summer camp, boy scouts, a $300 BMX bike, an endless supply of skateboards, a half pipe in our back yard, and got to tour as a pro skater... "Capt_Wolf is the spoiled one! He got whatever he wanted!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did you get a full pipe in your back yard?

[–] my_blackest_day 4 points 2 years ago

Fk I hate being the oldest of 3, people expect so fking much from me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We’re always most jealous of the youngest, but actually it’s better for your mind and happiness later in life to be able to handle the world better, and growing up too safe and favorites can definitely prevent that.

[–] Skellybones 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Help the youngest instead of being jealous of them, teach them the faults you made through your life to not repeat those mistakes

[–] Screwthehole 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We have 2 kids, and the oldest feels jealous when I give the youngest focused attention. I constantly have to remind her that I did the same with her, and it's only fair. But I can see how it's tough on her.

This week our 4 year old wanted to try swimming like her sister without floaties. So I was helping her navigate the water where she had to keep herself up, and my oldest (7) was definitely feeling jelly.

[–] Skellybones 1 points 2 years ago

Lol that young it makes sense that they get jealous they'll grow out of it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess this is good.

[–] Skellybones 1 points 2 years ago

I'm the top right got mature because of tough times not pretty but something I'm proud of