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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
  • Will feed you some weird ass food

"What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your toast hawai."

I'll leave it up to you if that's a pro or a con

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uhm acshully Toast Hawaii was a West German invention. Luxuries such as pineapple were not, or not easily, available in the east.

[–] mojofrododojo 5 points 5 months ago

SORRY, THEY CHOSE TO REUNIFY AND NOW THE BLAME LAYS WITH ALL OF THEM.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Dear god

This image is living rent free in my brain. I keep coming back to this comment to stare at it. Who would do this to food? I want to fight whoever made this

[–] mojofrododojo 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like all these things.

I'm afraid though. That someone would combine all these things together, in this way, speaks of some extreme derangement.

you know there's pineapple under that cheese. christ on crutches with a permanent profile, there's FUCKING PINEAPPLE UNDER THAT CHEESE.

I FEEL LIKE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW: DEFINITELY, THERE ARE SLICES OF PINEAPPLE, UNDER, THE, CHEESE

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_Hawaii

FUCK YOU GERMANY HAVEN'T YOU HARMED THE WORLD ENOUGH?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No joke, my wife actually owns that helmet and it is so much more ridiculous looking in reality. Like, truly one of the dumbest helmets of all time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does she ever wear it in bed

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

This is NCD and you're asking if a couple wears military gear to bed. What do you think

[–] weeeeum 2 points 5 months ago

Where TF did she get it?