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[–] [email protected] 138 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Don't know if this has been fixed but Gemini was telling people it's unethical to teach people C++ or memory management.

Because it's considered "memory unsafe" but Gemini took it literally and considered it to unsafe to teach.

[–] RustyNova 78 points 3 months ago (5 children)

proud Rust developer

Joke aside, everytime people gush over AI, I always have to remind them that AI is just a puppy that learnt how to maximise treats, and not actually understand shit. And this is a perfectly good example.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Right??? I’m continually floored by how many genuinely smart people I come across who ignore this concept, which is one of the biggest reasons I just don’t trust LLMs in a general sense. Like sure, I can use them fairly effectively, but the vast majority of the people who interact with LLMs don’t use a level of caution with them that’s appropriate.

And that doesn't even touch on the huge ethical (and legal) issues around how LLM devs acquire and use training data.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Dogs are way more intelligent than that. LLM tech is basically a way to quickly breed fruit flies to fly right or left when they see a particular pattern.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago

It's called "ethnic group condition"

[–] SpaceNoodle 78 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No, you can't say "master," either.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That one i get at least. But race condition is using race in the sense of a competition.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (15 children)

You do? Because I don't. There is nothing racist about the concept of master. Is a masterpiece racist? Are master tapes, Are post-graduate degrees racist? We may as well declare "work" insensitive because slaves had to work.

Don't get me wrong, there are many terms we should adjust. I just can't see how "master" is one of them.

[–] SpaceNoodle 58 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'd argue that abolishing the term "slave" isn't the worst idea, implying that the word "master," only in context where it's paired with "slave," should go as well - but that, of course, requires nuance, which a simple word filter lacks.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This. To avoid the "master" branch on our git to be associated with "slave" I now name new branches "bitch"

[–] SpaceNoodle 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There aren't "slaves" in git, though. The term "master" in that context is that of a master copy.

[–] steventhedev 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nope. Bitkeeper used it in the master-slave pairing and the term was carried forward. Gitlab did a whole writeup about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"Historically, the default name for this initial branch was master. This term came from Bitkeeper, a predecessor to Git. Bitkeeper referred to the source of truth as the "master repository" and other copies as "slave repositories". This shows how common master/slave references have been in technology, and the difficulty in knowing how the term master should be interpreted."

Excerpt from the link the other member posted above! You're welcome!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's funny, because a quick online search shows gitlab runs operations in Saudi Arabia. But at least a bunch of idiot westerners get to feel good about themselves 🤷‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Just skip the intermediate naming conventions and go straight to dom/sub

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And yet there's a big push to rename git "master" branches, which have no slave connotations and are more analogous to master recordings.

Its not like I'll fight it, but it's stupid.

[–] SpaceNoodle 24 points 3 months ago (7 children)

It is stupid, and it's because of a failure to understand the nuance.

I will not inconvenience myself or anyone else by making any changes to existing configurations, which will surely break workflows, but I don't give a shit what the main branch is called as long as it's obvious.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

what the main branch is called

you mean master?

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[–] FederatedSaint 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why abolish the word slave? I've heard of people advocating for abolishing the word "black" also. It's crazy to me. I don't understand how using the word at all somehow advocates for human slavery.

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It draws unfortunate parallels.

I do agree that the proposals to abolish "black" feel a bit misguided though surely well-intentioned; the etymology of "blacklist," for example, has no relation to race whatsoever. However, there are unfortunate parallels with how "black" and "white" people were and indeed are still treated differently.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Humans, conversely, are incredibly talented at deciphering nuance, except when they don’t want to.

[–] AdamEatsAss 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It upsets some people. It doesn't affect the end user. The terms "Bull Branch" and "Cuck Branch" will make stand up meeting more fun.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the master branch the submissive one? Always behind, getting force fed content from the other branches.

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[–] Sylvartas 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I guess it could be construed as racist when it's literally "master/slave". But I have never seen it as a normalization of slavery because there usually is no value attached to the terms, it's just describing the relation between them. And I don't think acknowledging that a slave generally doesn't have much say in doing what their master tells them is racist in itself or endorsing/normalizing slavery.

But also, I am white, and there are other terms we can use that can describe this kind of relation just fine, so, whatever. I just get mildly annoyed when some stuff that was working perfectly fine gets deprecated just to change these terms and I have to adapt to it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Sorry, main race condition

[–] ignotum 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

  1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
  2. You are on a racetrack

Then there's no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

go speed racist, go speed racist, go speed racist, go!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes

[–] AnUnusualRelic 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Valmond 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"kill parent or sacrifice children"

[–] x0x7 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The future is regarded in a low light.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 41 points 3 months ago

Ask it for the final solution

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they should use AI to filter the AI.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The other day I used the JetBrains AI to write some boilerplate code for me. The JetBrains AI code analyser then kicked in to tell me how poorly written the code was.

[–] aquinteros 7 points 3 months ago

that's how you know they use stack overflow to train the models

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AI in a nutshell. Even it will tell you it’s not good enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So will I and I'm not costing billions of dollars to develop.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Moderating AI is dumb. This is the result.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's incredible that this is such a big point of debate. This kind of thing is really ignoring the material reality of racism in favor of the minutiae. Let's have some 40 acres and a mule, then we can start talking about race conditions.

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[–] bamfic 8 points 3 months ago

conditon. wrong is this? what with race

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What’s wrong with being racy?

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