this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] TheAndrewBrown 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] snippyfulcrum 5 points 1 year ago

I just got mine today and I've been ridiculously excited about it. I can't wait to get it hooked up, hopefully tomorrow.

Got a nice one too. It heats the seat and has a butthole dryer.

A butthole dryer...

...I shouldn't be this excited but here we are.

[–] Tylerdurdon 5 points 1 year ago

This is the way. One you get acclimated, wiping is just dirty.

$40 bucks from big orange, so you aren't out much if it doesn't tickle your fancy.

You figure out how much pressure pretty quickly and then it's just a matter of working out the clumsiness. You will still wipe once to dry off, but if you're doing it right, the TP doesn't have any brown.

One warning though, it sucks to use other toilets besides your own once you get used to it.

[–] orphiebaby 1 points 1 year ago
[–] 5SpeedDeasil 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Born to shit Forced to wipe ☹️☹️☹️

[–] half_built_pyramids 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wipe and I wipe and I wipe. Brown brown, always brown. It's like there's a brown marker up there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I feel your pain man. I think those pyramids would be fully built if you didn’t have to spend all that time wiping

[–] PabloPicasshole 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep seeing dudes in the can on their phones taking calls while they shit or while they take a piss at the urinal. First off, who wants to be on a call with someone whose taking a shit? And of course, they never bother to wash their hands.

[–] snippyfulcrum 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought this was one of those things that only happened in women's bathrooms. I guess guys do it too.

It always makes me wish I could fart loudly on command so who ever they're talking to has to hear all that and maybe say something so people think twice before shitting and talking on the phone...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if I don't wipe, I don't need to wash my hands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They hated pornhubfan, because they spoke the truth

[–] MrBeastReal 3 points 1 year ago

Living in the gas station

[–] Shardikprime 2 points 1 year ago

Allow me to introduce the bidet

[–] swan 1 points 1 year ago

Bilmuri shitposting when?