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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"yea, i know brandy. she lives two trailers over"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Enjoy your affair with brandy

[–] KillerTofu 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hear she’s a fine girl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What a good wife she would be.

[–] Codandchips 2 points 4 weeks ago

Such a fine girl

[–] scutiger -1 points 1 month ago

She's not great looking, but more importantly she gives handjobs for $10.

[–] TrousersMcPants 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] JargonWagon 6 points 1 month ago

Quality Lemmy content

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] SpruceBringsteen 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Brandy is what you get when you distill wine.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope you enjoy your evening affairs, Mr. Bringsteen.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

At 11 am? Don't mind if I do!

[–] the_toast_is_gone 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If I remember right, it doesn't just have to be grape wine either. Although if you want to make cognac (a type of brandy), it has to be grape wine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*And from a specific region of France that a specific variety of grape grows

[–] Fondots 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It's probably more accurate to say that it's made from a fruit base than to say it's distilled from wine, (as opposed to a grain base like whiskeys, a lot of vodka, gin, etc)

Because there's things like Italian Grappa, which is a pomace brandy, which, if the name weren't obvious, is made from pomace, which is the solid leftovers from after you press grapes for wine. I suppose there's an argument that when you ferment it before distillation it could still be considered a wine, but probably not one you'd want to drink.

Then you have Applejack, which is a brandy (though not usually marketed as such) made from apples. When you press and ferment apple juice, you'd normally call it a cider, not a wine. Sort of splitting hairs a little, it's all fermented fruit juice, but such is life.

I've seen the French term "eau de vie" borrowed in English to describe brandies made from fruits other than grapes, which I think is useful to distinguish between brandies that are distilled from a certain kind of fruit and the various "[fruit]-flavored brandies" that are out there that are usually regular grape brandy with fruit flavor added. I have a bottle of Applejack and a bottle of apple flavored brandy in my home bar, they're not really interchangeable

Side note, in French "eau de vie" I believe is used as a more general term for liquor, not specifically brandies. Also a lot of liquors when you trace the origins of the names share similar "water of life" etymology, whiskey comes from the Gaelic "uisqe beatha" (spelling varies depending on if we're talking Irish or Scots Gaelic) meaning the same, Scandinavian Akvavit (again spelling varies,) "Vodka" pretty famously pretty famously basically means water (really it's a diminutive form of water) probably coming from the same sort of origin, and a lot of it goes back to the Latin "Aqua Vitae"

[–] lunarul 2 points 1 month ago

it doesn't just have to be grape wine either

People in my country make hard spirits out of various fruits, but mostly plums, and in English those are being translated as fruit brandy.

Although if you want to make cognac (a type of brandy), it has to be grape wine.

Cognac, like Champagne, is about where it's made, not just the recipe. I has to be made out of specific varieties of grapes harvested and fermented in the Cognac area in France. You can import the same grapes and follow the same recipe, but you're not allowed to name it Cognac if you made it outside that area.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Go attend your evening affairs, god damnit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

No, Brandy is the dog that got stranded in the jungle with Mr Whiskers

[–] Zehzin 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Sounds like you're heading to either an orgy or beat up a guy tied to a chair in the basement tbh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Always keep them guessing, afraid, and a little horny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Exactly as intended?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

"I must attend to my evening affairs"

>proceeds to watch anime for 6 hours on a Tuesday night and go to sleep at 4 am

[–] zewu 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] recklessengagement 17 points 1 month ago

I need more of these. Assist me in adjusting my vernacular until I sound like someone who reads books good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For me it’s usually, “Is tim 4 slep naow”. What does that make me?

[–] Caesium 6 points 1 month ago

when I'm in my group chat, I leave with a 'it's eepy mode time'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A millennial, I think.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And what if I say:

im so eepy weepy uwu imma go beddy weddy ~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"I must regenerate, I'll be in my alcove."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel sorry for the people who don't pass out immediately after getting into bed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are you commenting fiction to raise false hope? ;-;

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He feels compassion for entire humanity. He might be the chosen one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ty.
Im not happy that you even brought it up, so also fuck you a bit.

(Also cumskins did nothing wrong!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll have a coffee before bed and then sleep for 10 hours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, this I understand.
The added focus calms the brain noise down. Which is relaxing & happy-chemicals producing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2017 was a good year for memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

2017 was a good year for videogames, too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Crash trilogy remaster, Hat in Time, LiS: BtS, Wolfenstein TNC, Gravity Rush 2, Senua and just a year before that Forza Horizon 3, Stellaris, Hitman, No Man's Sky and The Last Guardian. What a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Tip of the iceberg, too.
There's also Breath of the Wild, Mario Odyssey, Prey, Divinity Original Sin II, Persona 5, Undertale, Nier Automata, Cubhead, Fortnite, PuBG, Hollow Knight, Destiny 2... And more.

It's pretty crazy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you remember so far back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I noticed recently that a lot of the games I play came out in '17.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rich Alcoholics in Wisconsin:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My kids don't even fight "evening affair time"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brandy is just wine that sucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Wine is just brandy that isn't finished yet.