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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"yea, i know brandy. she lives two trailers over"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Enjoy your affair with brandy

[–] KillerTofu 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hear she’s a fine girl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What a good wife she would be.

[–] Codandchips 2 points 6 months ago

Such a fine girl

[–] scutiger -1 points 6 months ago

She's not great looking, but more importantly she gives handjobs for $10.

[–] TrousersMcPants 58 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] JargonWagon 6 points 6 months ago

Quality Lemmy content

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] SpruceBringsteen 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Brandy is what you get when you distill wine.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hope you enjoy your evening affairs, Mr. Bringsteen.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

At 11 am? Don't mind if I do!

[–] the_toast_is_gone 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

If I remember right, it doesn't just have to be grape wine either. Although if you want to make cognac (a type of brandy), it has to be grape wine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*And from a specific region of France that a specific variety of grape grows

[–] Fondots 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's probably more accurate to say that it's made from a fruit base than to say it's distilled from wine, (as opposed to a grain base like whiskeys, a lot of vodka, gin, etc)

Because there's things like Italian Grappa, which is a pomace brandy, which, if the name weren't obvious, is made from pomace, which is the solid leftovers from after you press grapes for wine. I suppose there's an argument that when you ferment it before distillation it could still be considered a wine, but probably not one you'd want to drink.

Then you have Applejack, which is a brandy (though not usually marketed as such) made from apples. When you press and ferment apple juice, you'd normally call it a cider, not a wine. Sort of splitting hairs a little, it's all fermented fruit juice, but such is life.

I've seen the French term "eau de vie" borrowed in English to describe brandies made from fruits other than grapes, which I think is useful to distinguish between brandies that are distilled from a certain kind of fruit and the various "[fruit]-flavored brandies" that are out there that are usually regular grape brandy with fruit flavor added. I have a bottle of Applejack and a bottle of apple flavored brandy in my home bar, they're not really interchangeable

Side note, in French "eau de vie" I believe is used as a more general term for liquor, not specifically brandies. Also a lot of liquors when you trace the origins of the names share similar "water of life" etymology, whiskey comes from the Gaelic "uisqe beatha" (spelling varies depending on if we're talking Irish or Scots Gaelic) meaning the same, Scandinavian Akvavit (again spelling varies,) "Vodka" pretty famously pretty famously basically means water (really it's a diminutive form of water) probably coming from the same sort of origin, and a lot of it goes back to the Latin "Aqua Vitae"

[–] lunarul 2 points 6 months ago

it doesn't just have to be grape wine either

People in my country make hard spirits out of various fruits, but mostly plums, and in English those are being translated as fruit brandy.

Although if you want to make cognac (a type of brandy), it has to be grape wine.

Cognac, like Champagne, is about where it's made, not just the recipe. I has to be made out of specific varieties of grapes harvested and fermented in the Cognac area in France. You can import the same grapes and follow the same recipe, but you're not allowed to name it Cognac if you made it outside that area.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Go attend your evening affairs, god damnit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

No, Brandy is the dog that got stranded in the jungle with Mr Whiskers

[–] Zehzin 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Sounds like you're heading to either an orgy or beat up a guy tied to a chair in the basement tbh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Always keep them guessing, afraid, and a little horny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Exactly as intended?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"I must attend to my evening affairs"

>proceeds to watch anime for 6 hours on a Tuesday night and go to sleep at 4 am

[–] zewu 4 points 6 months ago
[–] recklessengagement 17 points 6 months ago

I need more of these. Assist me in adjusting my vernacular until I sound like someone who reads books good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

For me it’s usually, “Is tim 4 slep naow”. What does that make me?

[–] Caesium 6 points 6 months ago

when I'm in my group chat, I leave with a 'it's eepy mode time'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

A millennial, I think.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

And what if I say:

im so eepy weepy uwu imma go beddy weddy ~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"I must regenerate, I'll be in my alcove."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I feel sorry for the people who don't pass out immediately after getting into bed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why are you commenting fiction to raise false hope? ;-;

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

He feels compassion for entire humanity. He might be the chosen one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ty.
Im not happy that you even brought it up, so also fuck you a bit.

(Also cumskins did nothing wrong!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll have a coffee before bed and then sleep for 10 hours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oh, this I understand.
The added focus calms the brain noise down. Which is relaxing & happy-chemicals producing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

2017 was a good year for memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

2017 was a good year for videogames, too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Crash trilogy remaster, Hat in Time, LiS: BtS, Wolfenstein TNC, Gravity Rush 2, Senua and just a year before that Forza Horizon 3, Stellaris, Hitman, No Man's Sky and The Last Guardian. What a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Tip of the iceberg, too.
There's also Breath of the Wild, Mario Odyssey, Prey, Divinity Original Sin II, Persona 5, Undertale, Nier Automata, Cubhead, Fortnite, PuBG, Hollow Knight, Destiny 2... And more.

It's pretty crazy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

how do you remember so far back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I noticed recently that a lot of the games I play came out in '17.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Rich Alcoholics in Wisconsin:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

My kids don't even fight "evening affair time"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Brandy is just wine that sucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Wine is just brandy that isn't finished yet.