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[–] MrJameGumb 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What is the point they are trying to make here? Has anyone ever argued that fossilization can't happen quickly? Is this person about to go into a rant about dinosaur fossiles only being 70 years old?

[–] NeptuneOrbit 33 points 7 months ago

It's a strawman/red herring argument about the Noah's flood.

If a lay person thinks it took millions of years to form the grand canyon, well someone will point out that this rock/fossil/cucumber became preserved in days, so therefore all known fossils and geological formations too could have formed in the weeks during and after a global flood.

[–] TexasDrunk 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fast fossilization is an interesting phenomenon. You can even clone things that were fast fossilized and they'll remember everything from their original life. However, your robot friend could become jealous and try to ruin everything if you attempt the cloning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 9 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

That’s a turd.

[–] breadsmasher 27 points 7 months ago

Who is even alleging it’s a fossil except the one in the original FB post?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

granted, it looks more like a copralite than a fossilized pickle – but who am I to question someone’s gentle fondling of their pickle …

[–] ultranaut 11 points 7 months ago

Jesus pickled the dinosaurs because he loves you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention it should be "allegedly". Grammer are hards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Didn't think you were right at first but you are. It's doing the work of an adverb here.

[–] x4740N 9 points 7 months ago

That just looks like an extremely dried out pickle or whatever it is

[–] Xeroxchasechase 3 points 7 months ago

If it's bot GPL it's not really fossalized.

[–] Starkstruck 2 points 7 months ago

If the pickle was in a jar the whole time, where tf would it get rock required for fossilization? Cause I remember learning fossilization is basically just bits of the original material bit by bit being replaced by rock particles from the surrounding area.