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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Everyone's all about that unlimited economic growth, but if unlimited growth happens in your body, it's suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if I named it ' the demon core'?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Just don't tickle it with a screwdriver.

[–] whotookkarl 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Anticorp 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

They don't taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it's power?

[–] D3m0li5h3r 3 points 6 months ago

You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!

[–] Reddfugee42 3 points 6 months ago

You're already using the wrong it's/it's variant - your mental capacity is falling!

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 6 months ago

You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.

[–] AeonFelis 6 points 6 months ago

Take me home

[–] slazer2au 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.

[–] Arcynic 11 points 6 months ago

Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw graphite on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Get this man to the infirmary; he's delusional

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He's famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler and neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] einlander 5 points 6 months ago

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them "bricks".

The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we're exposed to "safe" radiation levels all the time.

And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn't require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don't believe in it. That's a bit like saying that you don't believe in the killdozer at your door, it's not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won't stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that's why it's real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can't see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄