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Pandas have carnivorous teeth but are lazy hunters lmao (mander.xyz)
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[–] Heavybell 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse, they could have evolved a taste for a nutritionally empty, toxic leaf.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the terrible chlamydia problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And the mutation to dropping

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this a thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a reference to drop bears

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Pandas are far too lazy to do that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The discussion is about koalas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Eh, they all look the same to me. They should go back to where they came from.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Polar Bears have entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Why do you think the government built the artic wall? Come, use some common sense!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

They get a built in gravity assist

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure falling on people was Po's signature move in Kung Fu Pamda

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Pandas fell into a very weird evolutionary trap. They should all already be extinct by now, but they barely keep making it. Tons of fast growing bamboo all year round, no predators, and a little evolved fake thumb that let's them hold a piece of bamboo. They just stay within like 50 feet of their "beds", eat like 80 pounds of bamboo a day, and go to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're just envious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The tons of eating and high fiber poops don't sound so bad, but even if I really like "burritos", every now and again I'd crave some ribs or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

They're only struggling because we're completely destroying their habitat. They'd be fine if they actually had a place to live.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 9 points 6 months ago

They have special body chemicals so the food gets them high. Basically if your doctor said you could only eat weed infused food or your stomach can't handle it. What a hard life...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I would contribute to a fund raiser to get James to sing this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The truth about pandas https://youtu.be/-XEwooQ6ivg?si=8frwH6G35r89NHAY

[–] systemglitch 1 points 6 months ago

This is good.