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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I kind of want to see that letter. I won't read 22 pages, but I might read one paragraph...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 57 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Sakychu 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So they are explaining to the Child support Enforcement Agency that they need to go to court to get the money? That's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if that pays off!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This one was my favourite.

[–] acetanilide 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if the case worker survived the lack of oxygen from laughing so hard at that

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 41 points 1 month ago

It's big steppa season.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

22 pages of caps locked? Oof

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 11 points 1 month ago

It's BIG STEPPA season

[–] Sakychu 13 points 1 month ago

That's gold! Thanks for sharing!

[–] frickineh 29 points 1 month ago

They're so stupid. Income Withholding Orders don't have to come from the court - they're largely considered the default way to collect child support, and most orders automatically say they're going to be put in place, so the court has already ordered that the enforcement agency can and should issue them.

The only time we didn't issue an IWO was on orders that specifically forbade it (and we would go to court to get a new order if those cases were delinquent) or if the non-custodial parent was manually paying on time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love when they try to sound smart and official in their writing but it's still littered with mistakes.

[–] AtariDump 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if ChatGPT can generate nonsensical gibberish like this.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AtariDump 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if someone could convince a LLM that they were a sovcit.

[–] bitchkat 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm using the web interface on my desktop and I've never figured out how to view an actual larger size of images posted in comments. Clicking on the image does jack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can you try right clicking the image and selecting "open image in new tab" or something similar?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure, did this on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Look, in general I won’t kink shame but my god, you are begging for it. No sane person is going to read even a single sentence!

[–] saltesc 34 points 1 month ago

Someone had sex with this person.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Ooh, ooh. I know this one!

Don't make babies you don't want to support. Support the babies you make.

[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] voracitude 21 points 1 month ago

That's a little cruel to the child, don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sovcit’s arch nemesis! Child support!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 9 points 1 month ago

Ooh for all the litters of children they have they sure don't do a thing for them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I've been in a courtroom with an idiot that was behind on child support that pulled this.

Took the judge 45 minutes to decide he didn't need rights to his child anymore.

[–] slazer2au 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wonder how unhinged those 22 pages are.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A SovCit and a deadbeat dad? Oh yeah, that’s gonna be unhinged as hell.

[–] frickineh 16 points 1 month ago

The deadbeat parent to sovcit pipeline is real.

[–] ArtVandelay 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As I understand it the sovereign citizen movement attracts a proportionally large number of deadbeat child support dodgers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I guess that shouldn't come as much of a surprise. People who reject the social contract that forms the basis of all modern societies are probably going to more likely to refuse to step up and provide for their kids too. Just all around pieces of garbage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"i am my own person/state but I also want the rights guaranteed by the bill of rights AND the constitution!" entitled grown up childs.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s the heck is this drivel? Child support isn’t a loan. It’s imposed on you by the state. What does the bill of rights have to do with any of this? It sounds like we’re just making stuff up. Word salad.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's because they are just making stuff up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ouch what the f.
Also a simple dna check will happily provide the physical evidence that [YOUR NAME HERE] indeed has to pay up.

[–] edgemaster72 10 points 1 month ago

"I never signed an international treaty to pay for that kid who shares DNA with me. In fact, they owe me for the DNA I provided."

[–] voracitude 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The hotdog poem was better 😂

(Reference for those curious, definitely worth a read)

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 1 month ago

It is SO good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The only way is to eliminate the child and to do so according to the laws and ethics you need to travel back in time