this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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[–] Iheartcheese 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this what they mean when they say close the borders?

[–] homesweethomeMrL 16 points 6 months ago

Watch your hands.

[–] thechadwick 28 points 6 months ago

If it fits, I clicks.

Cat logic approved.

[–] Tagger 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That explains so much about population distribution re: political leaning. I always wondered why it was just the outside bits..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Just the places where large groups of people want to be.

[–] samus12345 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico are along for the ride whether they like it or not.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 18 points 6 months ago

So, like every day.

[–] oyfrog 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When you carry it around, do you carry it fold up or fold down? Or carry it flat? If so, West Coast up or east coast up?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Fold down so all the cows don't fall out of the Midwest.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everyone in San Francisco dies by falling to their deaths into Charlotte. Everyone in Charlotte dies from falling people, vehicles, and general debris.

An earthquake hits SF, breaking the latch and snapping the USA violently back into place.

Canada and Mexico say "knock it off, asshole"

[–] vegantomato 3 points 6 months ago

Life finds a way back once it's unfolded?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 5 points 6 months ago

Is this the new galaxy fold?

[–] camr_on 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm gonna look up and see San Fran like inception.

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 6 months ago

Conveniently, there are many places one can stand in San Francisco where it actually looks like Inception.

[–] wabafee 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] somethingsnappy 2 points 6 months ago

The Appalachians would be just a little bump I scale.

[–] bmsok 3 points 6 months ago

Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Why high rise has to look like a cheese grater?

[–] kerrigan778 2 points 6 months ago

The whole Pacific Rim can do this too with the Shanghai World Financial Center.