Okay but why is the first one on the right?

wait they were so cute

Why the troll face at the bottom

Who tf came up with those names?

Then there's the recent wussification of horses, from wild western horses that'd charge around carrying gun toting hoodlums of all sorts, to the present day where they clop slowly along the road where you have to pass wide and slow on the offchance that you'll totally freak them out.

Even military horses aren't much better. A pile of bricks fell over in London a few weeks ago and a bunch of guards' horses threw their riders and galloped across the city in blind panic. I bet the ones that carry those dual timps are taking the right piss out of them back at the stables.

Equus

I love both of mine, but damn do they not quit hahaha

Gotta remind you they're dinosaurs.

except for pidgeons, who are entirely satisfied with the development and demand more seeb and scritches

Lol I was expecting this to be the last panel

Avenging their ancestors.

"Evolution was so scared of me it made me flightless to avoid global annihilation."

... Do you have footage of this?