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[–] FreakinSteve 175 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Hey, Alex Jones!....remember asking Nick when he was gonna get married and have kids and you kept telling him how good looking he was and he kept deflecting the subject and telling you that it wasnt his priority? Remember that? Just last week? Remember?

You just couldn't pick up the cues, could you?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Wasn't Alex Jones caught watching trans porn or something? Between this and that, you can wonder if there's anything real in these people's life. Must be hard to always pretend.

[–] Phegan 34 points 9 months ago

He got caught with trans porn tabs open on his browser. While it isn't watching, still the same implication

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[–] thawed_caveman 157 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I didn't believe you, OP. I thought there's no way, it's exactly the kind of thing that would be made up. Like we all talk about accidentally streaming porn but it never actually happens.

But holy fuck, there's images. There's a screen recording. You can see one of the guys had a pup hood. I am completely shocked.

And yeah, even before he realized what was happening the chat had already come up with an excuse and he went with it. We live in a clown world.

[–] ME5SENGER_24 53 points 9 months ago

I worked with a guy for a bit on a Helpdesk. He was our overnight guy and would generally work alone. The dude had a massive collection of movies and tv shows on his home server that he would remotely connect to and watch while in the office.

Well one day he leaves work after his shift. About an hour or so later the office is echoing with the screams and slaps of sex.

He left and forgot the logout and left the volumed turned to 11

[–] praxis_jack 35 points 9 months ago

They came up with an excuse so they could sit and watch with him

[–] unreasonabro 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Evidently you aren't aware that this is how all the anti-gay republican go down (no pun intended), time and again. reality is a parody of itself.

All men have prostates, prostates give the better orgasm, all self-serving egomaniacs always seek greater pleasure and will never apply principles they apply to others, to themselves, because that's the purpose of power, privilege, which more or less means the ability to flout laws. Everyone figures out they have a prostate eventually (due to medical necessity if nothing else) and then, if you've spent your life being an idiot about it, the bill comes due. It happens all the time, the world over. It's so fucking boring it's literally criminal.

[–] thawed_caveman 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No i always expected conservatives to be secretely gay, but accidentally streaming gay porn is so funny and so demonstrative that it sounds made up. Like it's unquestionable proof of a common stereotype and the person also looks clumsy in the process, it's like too good.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (4 children)

There is a difference between hitting the p spot and becoming gay. You can put a finger or dildo up there, or get a girl to peg you without watching gay porn.

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[–] FlyingSquid 132 points 9 months ago (11 children)

As a Jew so Jewy that I moderate c/Jewish, I can tell you for a fact that I personally use the mind control setting on my space laser to make Nick Fuentes think about sucking cock all day.

[–] PugJesus 37 points 9 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

You're doing Yahweh's work.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude I think you got the coordinates wrong, you hit me instead.

[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] cantrips 125 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The Nazis persecuted gays and sent them to concentration camps.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (5 children)

and the Allies left them there

[–] givesomefucks 119 points 9 months ago (7 children)

The English chemically castrated the guy who broke the Nazi codes that let us win the war, he killed himself over it and England took 60 years to say "my bad".

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago

Say his name! Alan Turing!

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[–] Gigasser 80 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey guys, remember. We have to support this gay Hispanic man through this hard time. He just came out of the closet after all. Kek.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ask Milo how well that worked out for him 😊

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Me, 10 years ago: haha, the onion

Me, now: haha, republicans

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[–] SeattleRain 74 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is everything Republican rail against just self loathing projection?

[–] kiagam 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm yet to see a radical be against something and it not be because they hate themselves. Either they want others to suffer like them, or to struggle like they had to, or to not let the "unworthy" be more similar to them.

  • You can't be gay! - probably closeted gay
  • you can't work from home! - probably is a bad worker if noone is watching over them
  • You can't abort! - probably did it themselves and regretted or are the result of a failed attempt
  • You can't have x! - probably has x and doesn't want others to be equal to them
  • You can't use drugs! - probably uses drugs
[–] NegativeInf 25 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure my mother, who is staunchly against abortion, is only against it because my grandmother offered to pay to abort me and my mother refused the offer and regrets it. She was 18 and her aunt then refused to pay for her college because she got knocked up. But you get what you get, and she got a gay son. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A few of them are true Captain Planet cartoon villains in their hearts (McConnel, MangoBastard), but for the most part yes.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not shocked, all republicans are hypocrites!

[–] riodoro1 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] whereisk 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's like these conservatives are just closet homos who can't seem to be able to get out of the closet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

The worst part is they are ruining for all homos because they are so self hating.

Honestly they can get fucked.

I’m sorry their mum and dad can’t accept you want to take cock up the bum but it’s no reason to go around stopping other perfectly happy and well adjusted people from doing it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Isn't it weird how men who spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex keep turning out to be gay?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Republicans: we project our self-hate on to other people.

[–] Cris_Color 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That might be the funniest shit I've ever heard 😂

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I thought everyone knew he was gay. A self hating gay guy, sure, but I thought this was known facts.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (17 children)

All reactionary politics is sexual pathology example #349598927

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[–] mumblerfish 34 points 9 months ago

Not very surprising, right? He was once basically on a date with a guy, and a lot of times has he talked about how the company of other men is his preference. Sure, just some usual rightwing misogony, bit there always seemed to be something else there too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know him, is he anti gay?

[–] trashgirlfriend 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] ZILtoid1991 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"The Jews hacked my site to make me stream gay porn!"🤣🤣🤣

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[–] brlemworld 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Theres gay, then there's eating a literal dumpling out of another guys ass.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] retrospectology 24 points 9 months ago

Just enjoy your ignorance on this one.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (10 children)

Honest question. I'm vaguely familiar with streaming software and fairly tech literate.

How does something like this accidentally happen?
Also, OP says he forgot to turn off the camera and masturbated but that doesn't seem to be what the video depicts?

[–] Gutek8134 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I've once forgotten to end the recording of a short clip and ended up with something like hour of black with occasional clicking sounds at the end, it happens

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[–] Cyberflunk 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I want attention, watch this."

Stop. Talking. About. Nazis. And. FACISTS.

Unless they've actually done something like killed people or something. Covering shit like this is exactly what they need. They have no shame.

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[–] captainlezbian 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well we gays still don’t want him

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