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As a Jew so Jewy that I moderate c/Jewish, I can tell you for a fact that I personally use the mind control setting on my space laser to make Nick Fuentes think about sucking cock all day.
Thank you for your service
You're doing Yahweh's work.
Dude I think you got the coordinates wrong, you hit me instead.
It's a wide beam.
S'all good, maybe swing it past again next week, you know for calibration...
dang, I gotta seriously reconsider not being jewish. All these perks sure seem worth the trouble
Warning: You do have to cut off the tip of your penis.
Pshhh done. Next?
Now that's commitment. At least it was done to me when I was a baby so I don't remember it.
My mil asked me to do that one. Never saw her again
How many liters of children’s blood does that take?
Those little hats are mind control transmitters, aren't they?
Please. They're called beanies and some come with propellers.
(If I had a dollar for every time some idiot called a yarmulke a beanie...)