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[–] iamericandre 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anything else? What am I missing?

A fucking brain is what you’re missing

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would like to hear her phone call to the sheriff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I can’t remember the last time I wanted audio so badly

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

An update.

Nothing after that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the point not to have an ectual licence plate? If you have one why not display it?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 19 points 9 months ago

I don't have answers for all of their crazy sadly haha.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What if they get a reply that says "I do not consent, I do not contract, I do not accept your terms and conditions" on their paperwork with a new copy of the ticket? Just keep throwing their bull back at them.

[–] TragicNotCute 33 points 9 months ago

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Foiled by elementary school tactics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

They don't seem to grasp that concept which is really funny to me. "You can just say i don't consent and they have to let you go."
"I do not consent to you not consenting."
Gotttem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sovcit Sitcom… now I kinda want to write this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Sov-cit-com, make it a radio show

[–] TrickDacy 6 points 9 months ago

OMG that would be amazing

[–] FlyingSquid 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Hello, Sherriff? The city cops stole my Sovereign Citizen license plate and won't give it back! I demand a resolution! Hey! Stop laughing so I can tell you what I demand!"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 25 points 9 months ago

This one also lost her health care job for not getting vaccinated against COVID-19 when she was mandated to. So basically she has shot herself in the foot for, like, everything.

[–] dogsnest 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Say these SEVEN words, in order, and the world is your oyster:

"person, man, woman, camera, tv"

[–] RizzRustbolt 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

in blue

Oh shit. This ordeal is about to get wicked!

[–] venoft 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tss, the real sovcits know you have to write in fuchsia to unlock the secret bureaucracy magic.

[–] edgemaster72 5 points 9 months ago

He better remember to do it at a 45 degree angle or else it won't work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Should have used a pen that only they can see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I don't understand how movements like this even exist, like how many Sovcits need to get arrested before they realize this shit doesn't work?

If "But can you not?" worked to avoid arrest, then Police Brutality would plummet to nothing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it exists because it has very little organization. Sovereign citizen is a term for a loosely grouped bunch of people with anti government beliefs, and their beliefs are all passed mostly by word of mouth. In their minds it's all a success story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Given that organized Solipsism Movements exist, I'm not sure organization or lackthereof would negatiely impact this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Anything else? What am i missing?

A brain.