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As a kid I imagined the future as being able to hold a TV in your pocket, and flying skateboards. For the latter I guess electric scooters will have to do

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Would this require feeding it batteries like a triggerhappy machine gunner?

[–] grue 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely! (Same as playing a regular game on a Game Gear.)

I had both an AC adapter and a 12VDC car adapter for mine. Without those (considering the sorry state of rechargeables back then), the cost of batteries would've made actually using the damn thing untenable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Look, I tried, and failed, to come up with a joke involving bonking something on the head, but they all got too wordy.

That thing was heavy as hell, especially with all those batteries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably! According to Wikipedia you get 3-5 hours off of 6 AA batteries. Not sure how that changes with the TV tuner but battery life wasn't great.

[–] deweydecibel 5 points 6 months ago

The antenna doesn't need power to receive the signal, unless it's boosted, but something tells me that's not the case here.

What might consume more power would be any kind of decoding that's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The Turbo Express also had a TV tuner add-on.

[–] spookex 3 points 6 months ago

The PSP also had that type of attachment here in Japan, but it uses the 1-seg standard that IIRC was made for phones and still exists

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (6 children)

As most of the other comments point out, pocket TV did exist and you have exposed yourself as:

  1. Younger than the smartphone
  2. Never watched a 90's movie with a security guard in it
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago
[–] mvirts 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Instead now we have giant smartphones mounted to the wall

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

it even runs android

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I mean they literally are, you can watch literally any tv show or movie on them so I don't see a difference.

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[–] tehWrapper 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I am old enough to remember portable tvs.

[–] Carighan 13 points 6 months ago

And actual pocket TVs. Interesting to see OP think they were never a thing. Don't get me wrong, they were shit, but they did exist!

[–] bitchkat 4 points 6 months ago

I used one as recent as the mid 2000's. There was some sporting event going on (probably women's world cup) and I wanted to watch the game while playing in Ultimate league. Streaming wasn't as prevalent as it is now and the game was on OTA channel.

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[–] dual_sport_dork 25 points 6 months ago

There absolutely were pocket TV's. As a kid, even, I owned two of them. They are now of course functionally useless because they predate the switch to digital television by a significant margin. Both of mine were Realistic brand ones, which was an in store label for Radio Shack. Color LCD displays, telescoping antenna, and they ran off of 4 AA batteries. They were about the size of an OG Gameboy or a large Walkman.

I might even still have one in a box of tech junk somewhere. I believe the second one was a Realistic Pocketvision 27.

You can still buy a portable digital TV. These were always a bit of a stretch for a "pocket" television, more the size of a small tablet but thicker. But they totally did, and still do, exist.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are you even on about? I have a screen in my pocket where i can watch quite literally every movie that exists.
Imagine being a time traveller and someone asks you if you have any cool tech like a pocket tv.
"Hah, no kiddo, we dont. I have that screnn with access to movies and tv shows tho."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Also, my TV provider’s app allows me to watch live TV on my phone.

[–] Boozilla 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think some of the folks in this thread might enjoy the Techmoan channel on YouTube. It's not about pocket TVs in particular, but he does review and restore old AV tech. It's a fun channel if you're into retro tech.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If we’re gonna rep tech YouTubers, I am honor bound to mention Technology Connections.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy 2 of something.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (16 children)

if you primarily watch videos with your smartphone, couldn't you call it a pocket tv?

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[–] johnlobo 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

why would you want only pocket tv when you already got pocket everything?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A smartphone is a pocket TV.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Because of smartphones, they ARE a thing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] captain_oni 2 points 6 months ago

Before the analog blackout, some phones had both radio and TV apps. They even came with an adjustable antennae.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

i had several battery operated 'pocket' tvs of various sizes... 80s/90s.. the best being the watchman...

somewhere around 2005 i saw one in a mall, used, for sale. i remember thinking it would only be valuable for a few more months as they were about to switch everything to 'digital broadcast' and it would be completely useless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I had one that had the same form factor as a gameboy. It was black, the screen had a resolution so tiny you could not really make anything out, and it was almost impossible to get a stable signal. But I loved it when I was 12 years old, because I was only allowed to watch tv for an hour every day, and nobody knew I had that tiny TV which I bought from the money I made delivering flowers. I still have it in a box somewhere.

Edit: this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That is really cool

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I mean... They were a thing before smartphones.

I thought it was random as fuck when I worked at Walmart, I was asked to clean out the traps in the freezer (like a liquid channel for spills) and I found a pocket TV from the 90's stuffed in there, still in the packaging. This was only a few years ago; that thing had to have been in there for at least 2 decades.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Don't forget the $800 30mph electric skateboards!

[–] SauceBossSmokin 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I lived in Seoul, S. Korea back in 2012 and my Samsung Galaxy S3 phone (maybe a Galaxy S2) I got over there had a built-in TV tuner that picked up several OTA Korean TV channels. It was crazy that the phones had that. I barely spoke or understood Korean so I didn't use the feature but it was super cool that the option existed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I miss fm radio tuners in phones.

There are so many neat features that they just gave up on.

I’m typing this on s motherfucking phone that can detect doors and measure at a distance, really really fucking accurately somehow, has all kinds of other fancy shit, but I can’t use it to listen to the radio without internet.

Fucking smart devices killed so much cool shit.

Don’t get me wrong it’s awesome that I can change the channel on my tv from damn near anywhere if I have to remotely fix it and all, but I’ve never once had to do that.

I used to play shit on the Alexa to mess with the wife and kids from wherever, but that got old quick.

Although, my ex-wife does still have that thing, and we are still sharing an Amazon account…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Funnily enough the bottom of the barrel budget phones usually have an FM tuner. My 2021 Motorola has one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I had a pocket TV back in 2007 or so. It had an antenna and everything. It was a bit bulky and not at all power efficient, though. IIRC it went through 8 AA batteries in about 3 hours.

I’m not sure why you’d want that over a smartphone or even just a small tablet, though.

Also, we have flying skateboards, they’re just prohibitively expensive or not yet being sold. Look up the ArcaBoard (was $20k back in 2015, doesn’t seem to be sold anymore), the Lexus Hoverboard, and the Flyboard Air. Unfortunately if you try to buy a “hoverboard” you’re just gonna end up with an electric scooter

[–] Today 2 points 6 months ago

Not a pocket tv, but we had radios that picked up tv signals. Those were pretty popular. We had several when i was a kid. You could still buy them fairly recently - before the digital thing. We used to take one camping for local weather reports.

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